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I thought you got your foot stuck.

I posted this after I was lit up like a Christmas tree. Passed out shortly after, behind my recliner.

That bottle is full of Mahomes sweat. He breaks that out on special occasions.

I will say proudly, that I have embraced the healing properties of strong alcohol. I promise not to let it make any major decisions for me, or control my life. It’s just so good for the mind, body and soul! Raise your glasses and say “Fuck what’s popular”. Because we are “Cavemen”, and proud!

I view the show as a slow developing train wreck. I can’t wait for it to come off the rails. Drag wars are epic.

If they play college football this year? I will boycott this season. If they play and the crowds show up, we are all going to die. From a multi symptom virus. Good luck, and Gog help us all!

I just want Rogan to kick Joe Buck’s self righteous ass! Joe Buck Sucks!

I was too poor to go to restaurants. I cannot remember the name of the apartment complex. When you come over the toll bridge when the road goes back to 2 lanes take your first right. Passed the 4or 5 houses where the only black people on the island lived, take a left and the rest is foggy.

Did someone paint a penis on deck, or is that a basketball court? I used to live on St. Simon’s.

That’s how you can tell how old they are. You count the rings. If you see a pair of pants with just a head sticking out of the waistband? He’s 100!

I’be heard of “Beard Fighting”, but the beards the women use are much more appealing.

Step 1: Release COVID-19 Step 2: Release Murder Hornets Step 3: Release this China’s plan is almost complete!

With her it would definitely be deviant!

I thought drug abuse and mental issues was your jam?

He licks toads to the point his liver numbers are way messed up. I have to now walk him on leash around my fenced in back yard. He’s also started acting out his dreams while asleep. One night he got up, barked and ran out of the room looking behind him. Hallucinating? Maybe? Is there a drug...

WOOD!

Trade ass for cash. You get instant returns!

You found the pickle in the garbage? Smelling like shit with a bite taken out of it? You sick bastard! Why take a bite?

Damn! Now I won’t see my dick for a month.

Hillary kills my sex drive. Matter of fact, every time I see her on tv, I go from an outie to an innie!