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Darwin’s Bark Spiders in Madagascar build gigantic webs made of the strongest biomaterial on earth that span across rivers, easily 20-30 feet across. But that’s not even what’s cool about them, what’s cool is that they are kinky as fuck. From bondage to oral they do it all. After sex the males...

I posted hella boobs then antagonized the mods until they banned me.

In case anybody missed it, Auburn beat Alabama tonight. It was glorious. The tears of gump nation will sustain me for many moons.

Doing a big family thanksgiving, not sure what else will be there food wise but I’m gonna smoke a turkey and bring that.

Congrats on the win!

With the cigs, yes cold turkey. The caffeine not quite. I drank nothing but water and didn’t smoke for two weeks while I was sick. Now I’ll still probably get a coke if I’m at a restaurant or grab the occasional Starbucks, but I don’t feel the need first thing in the morning to get some caffeine...

So I quit smoking cigs and kicked my caffeine addiction this month. Been three weeks now. Having the thc carts from Cali helps. But I had the flu for two weeks and was too sick to notice or care about withdrawals. Feels pretty good.

Burrow is out there just toying with defenses. He’s been unstoppable this year and has been clutch af in the biggest and most crucial moments. The heisman is his to lose right now.

How can it not be Baylor? Undefeated, at home, up 28-3 in the second quarter, and they watched their seasons hopes and dreams crumble into dust before their very eyes.

Auburn vs Florida, LSU, and Georgia.

Really a question of the baggage at this point. QB talent and depth in the NFL right now is just bad. There’s a handful of superstars and then a massive drop off. He could probably start for at least a quarter of the teams in the league right now.

Ah I knew you had one that went to JSU. Got you a whole slew of musician kids it would appear. That’s awesome man. You play music as well?

She goes to JSU right?

That dude is definitely stoned af because he is holding that French horn way wrong.

Fun fact, Bama sucks and is on a losing streak.

I think if Gus loses to Georgia at home he’s going to really lose the fan base. If he were even slightly competent as the ‘offensive guru’ he’s supposed to be then we would be going into this game undefeated with championship hopes. Instead our best bet is to spoil a couple rivals seasons.

SMBC is far and away my favorite comic strip. They are spot on with every take.

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