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Good morning folks. I'm 30ft up a pine tree with a group of hogs rooting around a cypress pond and my cousin on the other side. Inner loins on the grill if we bag one. Mr. Colt has 30 rounds of freedom. Let's go Brandon!

Just don't over-do it man. Everyone is a hypocrite. I just typed that knowing full well I've seen stars a few times working. In the meantime, I give you my cousin celebrating July 2nd down here on the Redneck Riviera. All is not lost btw, my phone auto capitalized those two R words and there is...

Good morning folks, hopefully everyone has a wonderful 4th of July weekend. With my mom's recent health issues and everyone's scheduling, we decided to have a 2nd of July celebration. 13lbs of brisket, 9lbs of shrimp/scallops, and 104 mortars later, I'm drinking coffee on the front porch...

Thank you all so much. Sorry for not checking the thread, I wouldn't hardly let her out of my sight the first two days home. We've had her back for a few days and yesterday she grocery shopped after I made her a big breakfast then she left to go stay with my brother at our late uncle's place...

Thanks so much for the offer man snd to and all of you as well. I told my mother she had a bunch of knuckleheads, (read that in your best Charles Barkley), praying for her from all over the country. She laughed a little, teared up, and told me to let y'all know how much that means to her. Her...

Thanks for the support folks, I know some of us still believe in the power of prayer. I snuck my ass back in the hospital. Like Charlie Daniels said in Uneasy Rider, I tucked my hair up under my hat, but I also shaved, put on my face diaper, and walked right in. Just got my mom to sleep...

Hanging on by a thread. Apparently they didn't like what I had to say about my mom, fainting, shortness of breath, blood pressure issues and my dad with one functioning lung and on the verge of needing oxygen being forced to wear a fucking mask. It was suggested that I leave, they threatened to...

I'd sure appreciate it. Someone asked about me being pretty much MIA for months in the Good Morning thread, I said I'd say why but never did. I lost my uncle, aunt, and a close family friend in a very short period of time and poured myself into projects to cope. I don't know how many times...

Good pappy, start 'em young and I love that caliber. A little post script for those that made it through my boat novel, I traded my first rifle for the engine. New England Firearms .243, break action, bull barrel, but modular so you can swap a shotgun or muzzleloader barrel with a screwdriver...

Pussed out at 103mph. The TLDR version, my buddy and I made a little old boat go really fast. I think it was you that mentioned engine swapping a boat, (y'all forgive the dad joke on Father's Day), but we went a bit overboard. Through some horse trading we wound up with an old Skeeter bass boat...

It takes a zero to be a hero! BTW, I've trademarked that.

Good morning folks. I'm sure most of you are disappoint, but in spite of my best efforts, I am in fact still alive. Triple digit speeds on the water at night is right up there with the top most fun ways that I've tried to kill myself. @RTR...USN (ret) sorry I missed wishing you a happy...

Good not quite morning folks. We're looking to join the 100mph club on the water shortly. If I don't post tomorrow, I lost my phone or I'm dead. :cool:

Good morning folks. It's time to Jeff Foxworthy myself. Yoooooouuuuuu might be a Redneck if you have three trucks missing an axle and three axles missing a truck.

GOOD GOG DAMN MORNING FOLKS! We just let out at 90mph with a lot left to go on a project boat. Missed Memorial Day but have all summer to make some $$$ off drunk jackasses that think their boats are fast. Imagine a boat version of a stock appearing Pinto with a big block. Hopefully everyone is...

I stayed up all night listening to the tornado sirens and the loudspeaker at the air force base across the bay saying tornadoes spotted in the area, take immediate shelter, until it got so loud everything was drowned out. I'm used to barely sleeping, but you add in wondering when I need to wake...

Listening and watching with a cup of coffee. I just got a tornado warning on my phone then the tornado siren started. The weather channel specifically listed my home town as the most likely area for tornadoes. Everyone take care.

Good Sunday morning folks. I've got my niece in a ground blind hunting for the first time by herself. Well, not quite, she's got 75lbs of Catahoula to keep her company.

Good morning folks, hopefully everyone is doing well. I'm going to modify some Bocephus: We got the pigs on the ground, Got some beer on ice, And all my rowdy friends Are eating fine tonight

Still kicking man, thanks for asking about me, and those fuckers stand a snowball's chance in hell of getting over on me It's been rough lately, I'll give the cliff notes when I can muster it. And, GOOD MORNING FOLKS!