Aliens

[CowpokeU]

When these “aliens“ tell you that they were here long before and that they actually created us and they can solve all of our problems, then you‘d better be ready for the shit to hit the fan.

Kind of weird but my tribes origin story is we were people from Galthgwogi Galvnvdi which is near the brightest eastern star as the sun rises.

We mixed with what was here and became us. We are named Aniyvwiya because we are supposed to gently guide people and be a bridge, or a caretaker.

Anyway, long story short, even our deities aren't from this planet outside the monsters of old who hunted the early version of man.

 

[CowpokeU]

Honestly, I don’t know if they’re wrong.

the simple truth is we are in considerably inferior as a species and civilization and are helpless to their will. Do you think most can handle that?

Just waiting for people to bring up the "Big 5" including the insectoids. Nope nope nope

 

[CowpokeU]

We are sheeple. And they are not benevolent.

Ehhhhh one of them is-ish the others, a whole lot of nope to worse nope.

 

[CowpokeU]

if their womenz had three boobies i would annoy them

That's why I love to annoy your mom. I think it's a third boob, it's either a nipple or a weird mole there

 

[PSUTE]

Governor Moonbeam Jr. wants to know what their address is so that he can send them driver's licenses...

 

[ALADAMYA]