Bye Bye PAC-12


According to Canzano, Knight is in agreement with a plan to have the Ducks seek membership in the Big Ten. However, amid speculation that Notre Dame might be the next domino to fall in regard to further Big Ten expansion, the Ducks might seek alignment with the Southeastern Conference—geography be damned.

The SEC? Uh not sure that would work out good.
 

According to Canzano, Knight is in agreement with a plan to have the Ducks seek membership in the Big Ten. However, amid speculation that Notre Dame might be the next domino to fall in regard to further Big Ten expansion, the Ducks might seek alignment with the Southeastern Conference—geography be damned.

The SEC? Uh not sure that would work out good.
The Yucks have a lot to offer the SEC such as Whiteclaws (modern day Zima), Antifa, BLM, climate change, multiple made up genders, man-buns, skinny jeans, etc ...
 
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Done & done sir. My wife received an offer we couldn't refuse so, we are not moving to Colorado afterall.

If by some stroke of luck we make the SEC, you damn right we are meeting.

As far as smoking, we might have to have a get together on my Rez while it's still legally okay I think 😂

You'll be in Boone in a few weeks, right?
 
I'm gonna be honest, Washington's expectations and ideas of themselves just aren't supported by data. The S&P over the last 25 years has 2 Pac teams, first USC, second, Oregon.

Comparatively speaking, both Oklahoma State & Kansas State are ranked in the Top 25 over the past 25 years.

Also, Oklahoma State is in the Top 25 of average yearly viewers at 1.7 million. Washington I thiiiink is in the Top 40. Oregon is in the Top 25 with a 2.8 million averaged yearly viewers rate.

Ohio State is #1 at something ungodly.

Washington just isn't anything nationally outside of the Pac & need to face the facts that they are a Big XII brand at this point.

Still feels weird getting shit talked by an Indiana fan the other day though 😂

This is accurate.

To be honest, Washington has been Oregon's whipping boy in the conference for nearly 20 years at this point.
 
This is accurate.

To be honest, Washington has been Oregon's whipping boy in the conference for nearly 20 years at this point.

I'm not understanding much of this but Oregon, hey, I can respect them & they earn a piece of their hype but Washington? Nope no room for attitude.

Utah however was not the fan base I had pegged on my SEC or bust team. They think they are meant for the SEC or B1G and would rather go Indy than be in the Big XII. I hope Utah goes back to the MWC just because of this 😂
 
I'm not understanding much of this but Oregon, hey, I can respect them & they earn a piece of their hype but Washington? Nope no room for attitude.

Utah however was not the fan base I had pegged on my SEC or bust team. They think they are meant for the SEC or B1G and would rather go Indy than be in the Big XII. I hope Utah goes back to the MWC just because of this 😂
Yes let's leave out the fact Washington made a trip to the CFP in 2016 followed by another conference championship in 2018 along with a PAC North title in 2020. Not to mention Washington leads the PAC in attendance year after year while Oregon maintains an FCS sized stadium. Or the fact that only USC has more total wins, conference championships and football natty's. And unlike the Big 12, academics actually mean something in the B1G. Whereas UW is a top 10 global university with a world famous medical program, Oregon continues to maintain it's community college like academic status.
 
The Yucks have a lot to offer the SEC such as Whiteclaws (modern day Zima), Antifa, BLM, climate change, multiple made up genders, man-buns, skinny jeans, etc ...
Sounds like a great road trip for SEC fans- everybody gets to beat up on some antifa goons, Vol fans in most garish uniform contests, Cocks can bring some roosters and have some old school cock fights (I can see the peta creatures swooning in the streets), downtown Eugene resonating with Wooooooo Pig Sooooieeee!!!, Cowbells!, Cowbells everywhere!!, and so on.

Edit: Bring in the Beavers, as well. Then we can have a regular match up of the Cocks vs. Beavers bowl.
 
Sounds like a great road trip for SEC fans- everybody gets to beat up on some antifa goons, Vol fans in most garish uniform contests, Cocks can bring some roosters and have some old school cock fights (I can see the peta creatures swooning in the streets), downtown Eugene resonating with Wooooooo Pig Sooooieeee!!!, Cowbells!, Cowbells everywhere!!, and so on.

Edit: Bring in the Beavers, as well. Then we can have a regular match up of the Cocks vs. Beavers bowl.

Narrator: Cocks! Beavers! Collision course!
 
Yes let's leave out the fact Washington made a trip to the CFP in 2016 followed by another conference championship in 2018 along with a PAC North title in 2020. Not to mention Washington leads the PAC in attendance year after year while Oregon maintains an FCS sized stadium. Or the fact that only USC has more total wins, conference championships and football natty's. And unlike the Big 12, academics actually mean something in the B1G. Whereas UW is a top 10 global university with a world famous medical program, Oregon continues to maintain it's community college like academic status.

I'm honestly happy for y'all in academics and athletics but UDub fans need to accept their lot in this. It's something many others have had to accept.

Now I get it, the Mizzous & aTm's of the world don't deserve their lot but it is what it is. The quicker you come to this realization, the easier this transition to the Big XII will be.

I told everyone this is a barrel of suck and everyone laughed at us Big XII'ers but here you are, now in the same boat.
 
I'm honestly happy for y'all in academics and athletics but UDub fans need to accept their lot in this. It's something many others have had to accept.

Now I get it, the Mizzous & aTm's of the world don't deserve their lot but it is what it is. The quicker you come to this realization, the easier this transition to the Big XII will be.

I told everyone this is a barrel of suck and everyone laughed at us Big XII'ers but here you are, now in the same boat.
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Sounds like a great road trip for SEC fans- everybody gets to beat up on some antifa goons, Vol fans in most garish uniform contests, Cocks can bring some roosters and have some old school cock fights (I can see the peta creatures swooning in the streets), downtown Eugene resonating with Wooooooo Pig Sooooieeee!!!, Cowbells!, Cowbells everywhere!!, and so on.

Edit: Bring in the Beavers, as well. Then we can have a regular match up of the Cocks vs. Beavers bowl.
Remember when Peta was the biggest aholes protesting with the fake blood drenching fur wearing diva's? How times have changed...
 
The cocks look soft today, coming up short, unable to penetrate that right beaver line. They keep misfiring prematurely, costing them big. If they don’t stiffen up, the beavers will swallow them.
Im considering buying a big spread up in Beaver creek, it hugs up against Big Bone Lick. Lot of white-tails around there for hunting. Would be a perfect place to spread some seed too. Id love to have a party place to celebrate games and play some cornhole.
 
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