Coronavirus Tracking Project Explained

[tinp]

Get your burner phones on order now, folks.

Answering the 12 biggest questions about Apple and Google’s new coronavirus tracking project

This might get technical

www.theverge.com

 

[Bamaklingon]

Ef them running.

 

[tinp]

Ef them running.

Who? The Verge? Apple? Google? Your Gubment? Samsung? Clemson? The sick Folk?

 

[Bamaklingon]

Who? The Verge? Apple? Google? Your Gubment? Samsung? Clemson? The sick Folk?

All of the Orwellian fucks.

 

[tinp]

All of the Orwellian fucks.

Tell me about this Orwell you speak of....

 

[Panabama]

Tell me about this Orwell you speak of....

He is actually speaking of Ohwellians! Their answer to everything is “oh well”!
Example: I just spent 1.5 hours ramming TINP’s anus with a crescent wrench, he wanted more, but I got tired!
“Oh well, you should pace yourself”!

 

[Nod4Eight]

This is a giant no for me.

 

[tinp]

He is actually speaking of Ohwellians! Their answer to everything is “oh well”!
Example: I just spent 1.5 hours ramming TINP’s anus with a crescent wrench, he wanted more, but I got tired!
“Oh well, you should pace yourself”!

I'm sending you back to your real family....

 

[Panabama]

I'm sending you back to your real family....

Please no. I’ld rather them not find me.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

I remember wanting a camera phone, this makes me long for a bag phone.

Fuck 'em and the mobile network they rode in on.

 

[Big 8 Rules]

 

[ALADAMYA]

 

[tinp]

Please no. I’ld rather them not find me.

Alright then, tell every one the truth, the Crescent wrench was in YOUR ass.

 

[Panabama]

Alright then, tell every one the truth, the Crescent wrench was in YOUR ass.

In both, it was in both.

 

[tinp]

In both, it was in both.

I've always attributed "Simultaneously" with True Love.