Debut of The XFL

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Kanoff scores for LA on a QB keeper. Then throws for a 2pt. extra try from the 5.

8-6 Wildcats. 1st qtr

 

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P.J. Walker QBing for Houston.

 

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It appears FOX only has 1 sideline reporter for 2 sidelines....and it's an ugly male named Brock.

Cheap bastidges.

 

[Proud_Okie]

That ref has a nice ass. Fuck you @RazzlDazzl

I noticed that badunkadunk.

 

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Punt muff !!

 

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Houston comes out of the pile w the ball.

 

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Trips left 32 Detroit Dog

 

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Loses a six yards

 

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Houston's WR Sammy Coates has an NFL body.

 

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It sounds as though Pass Interference IS NOT reviewable in the XFL. Good.

 

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That FG try was "just a bit outside"

 

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Playcall: 71 stay scissors

Results in incomplete pass. No clits were injured on that play.

 

[Proud_Okie]

That FG try was "just a bit outside"

Yeah, I can imagine the kicking being pretty horrible in this league.

 

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Fair catching is for bitches.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

That ref has a nice ass. Fuck you @RazzlDazzl

Apparently Sean Connery as well as pooods have intimate knowledge of your mother.

 

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Winston Moss is Head Coach & General Manager for LA.

Former Hurricane in college.

 

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Apparently Sean Connery as well as pooods have intimate knowledge of your mother.

You're reaching....be patient....I will set you up with momma jokes...just wait...

 

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First quarter ends at 8-6 in 2nd XFL game ever....I think?

 

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Coates is favorite target of Houston QB Walker so far. Not much production, but they're trying.

 

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Split right 70 Hank