Florida

Did they tell you to shoot Iguanas on sight? Heard they are burrowing under bridges, roads and houses, causing them to collapse...
 
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So here I am in Florida doing work and I kid you not, passing the border they give you an STD, Frost your hair tips, and make sure you have swamp ass the entire time you are here. Fuck this place sucks.

Would you PLEASE go to NY and NJ and tell all the locals this. Hell, don't stop there. Travel throughout New England spreading this gospel.
 
Would you PLEASE go to NY and NJ and tell all the locals this. Hell, don't stop there. Travel throughout New England spreading this gospel.
Haha funny as just a few miles before we hit Georgia there were two NY license plates cars pulled over. I’m guessing they were drug running or just pulled over because fuck NY.
 
Florida really isn't Florida anymore. It's just the rejects from the NE that have moved down and turned it into the Jersey and Ohio of the South.
 
Florida really isn't Florida anymore. It's just the rejects from the NE that have moved down and turned it into the Jersey and Ohio of the South.

It's still pretty Florida in N Florida. South of I-4 and most of Tampa might as well be a different state now.
 
North Florida is just South Alabama or South Georgia, so it's not Florida either.

Bite yer tongue! North Florida is the REAL Florida. The whole state hasn’t been overrun with Leftist Yankees, just greater Miami. There is a reason the rest of the state hates Miami.....

Admittedly Whorelando has a crap-ton of transplants too but they’re a different variety than New Yaaaak/Joisssssey-ites in Miami.
 
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