Has something as simple as a shopping cart just start your day off bad?

[Preacherman]

I went to Walmart this morning, my normal weekend grocery run. I was in a fine mood, you know…..rainbows and unicorns and shit. I grab a cart and get about 15 feet inside the main door and the right rear wheel locks up. No biggie, I go back and grab another cart…..which as I push it, the right front wheel spins in circles and squeaks like a mother fucker. So, again, I go get yet another cart. This 3rd cart is pulling to the left so hard you have to use arm strength to keep it straight.

At this point, I’m just pissed off. That rainbow turned into piss and the unicorn, that bastard is Satan. I finally found a decent one after I prayed for patience.

 

[Copejunkie]

Driving back from the inlaws this evening, About 45 minutes left to get home and a car pulls out in front of me and must have set the cruise to 45 mph, mind you, it's a 55, and of course that means at least you go 60. So I follow them because other cars are coming, there's 3 behind me all backed up, going up a hill in a no passing zone and the car behind me whips out and passes us, just gets back in line to avoid on coming traffic, I flipped them off as they were passing and my daughter blows a gasket at me. Tells me I was rude, and that was embarrassing. So much for my good mood. I took her phone. Now she's really pissed and I don't care.