Have you ever broke out of prison?

lurkeraspect84 said:
No, but I have eluded the cops a couple of times. One driving the other on foot.

Driving from Liberty to Danville. Was going close to 100 in the middle of the night to get some ass in Danville. Met a cop. He immediately turned on his blue lights and started making a U-ie. I shifted down and took off, I knew this side road up ahead that had a little bridge with a creek under it. I took it, parked under the bridge turned off my lights and watched him fly by.
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I know one idiot that got caught because he accidently tapped the brake reaching for a Miller pony.
 
lurkeraspect84 said:
No, but I have eluded the cops a couple of times. One driving the other on foot.

Driving from Liberty to Danville. Was going close to 100 in the middle of the night to get some ass in Danville. Met a cop. He immediately turned on his blue lights and started making a U-ie. I shifted down and took off, I knew this side rm
We had just smoked it all when he showed up. He found an empty baggy on the ground and wanted to search us. I made a joke and call him a dumbass saying "it's an empty baggy moron, we've already smoked it." He didn't like that so when he came at me, I took off through the woods.
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How dry was your mouth when you quit running?
 
I had a buddy(more of an acquaintance) from high school that was driving drunk in rural KY that took a state trooper on a chase through three counties. He finally stopped and when he opened the door he puked on the trooper's shoes. Didnt end well for him.

I had another buddy tht was doing donuts in a parking lot, the officer asked him how much he had to drink and he said "one." The officer then asked why he had a Budweiser bottle label on his forehead, he then reached up and felt it and said "Oh fuck!." Didnt end well for him.
 
Hard2Bluff said:
I had a buddy(more of an acquaintance) from high school that was driving drunk in rural KY that took a state trooper on a chase through three counties. He finally stopped and when he opened the door he puked on the trooper's shoes. Didnt end well for him.

I had another buddy tht was doing donuts in a parking lot, the officer asked him how much he had to drink and he said "one." The officer then asked why he had a Budweiser bottle label on his forehead, he then reached up and felt it and said "Oh fuck!." Didnt end well for him.
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My brother once led a police officer on a low-speed chase making three laps through downtown. He just bought beer from the town bootlegger, and he was determined that they wouldn't get confiscated. The LEO was an old family friend but was so mad that he nearly shot my brother in anger in the arrest.
 
No, but it is a recurring dream. Another one is, I’ve killed someone..no one knows but the cops are slowly but surely getting close to solving the crime and I’m trying to figure out how to elude the law.
 
Fishin-4-a-Livin said:
The longest stretch that I did in the big house was 24 hours.

It was shortly after that I was researching how to change my identity and move to Belize. Luckily never needed to follow through.

This boy is not made for the prison life.
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I did 6 months of a 10 Do 2 sentence. Compared to 13 weeks at Parris Island, it was a cakewalk.
 
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