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[OldDevilDawg]

Also, I guess she chose the dog and not the Dawg?

The dog was gone the next day, but then she wanted a baby. That was the beginning of the end.

 

[Toadman005]

The dog was gone the next day, but then she wanted a baby. That was the beginning of the end.

Tale as old as time…

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Tale as old as time…

I told her, "Go get you one", took my beer to the bedroom and locked the door. Cut her off, and never said a word.

 

[Toadman005]

I told her, "Go get you one", took my beer to the bedroom and locked the door. Cut her off, and never said a word.

But, did you fart?

 

[MarineUKFan]

I told her, "Go get you one", took my beer to the bedroom and locked the door. Cut her off, and never said a word.

Reminds me of one of the best movies of all time

 

[MarineUKFan]

And when you think about you,
You touch yourself.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Actually, I do not like dogs. I don't like cats either. I come form a family of dog lovers, but I have no use for them at all. My 3rd wife bought her son a dog without my knowledge. I came home from work and walked in the door to a dog jumping on me. I grabbed a beer out of the fridge on my way to the bedroom and said, "If that thing is still here tomorrow when I get home, I will accept that you prefer a dog over me and get out of your way."

Where do I send the therapy bill?

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Actually, I do not like dogs. I don't like cats either. I come form a family of dog lovers, but I have no use for them at all. My 3rd wife bought her son a dog without my knowledge. I came home from work and walked in the door to a dog jumping on me. I grabbed a beer out of the fridge on my way to the bedroom and said, "If that thing is still here tomorrow when I get home, I will accept that you prefer a dog over me and get out of your way."

Guess she preferred the dog. And Uhga disowned you.