I am back from my sabbatical and stronger in faith than ever

Preacherman

Preacherman

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Now, I must pray for all you sinners and hope you turn to

God before he lays waste to this world.

If you need help, I am here for you. I will listen to your repentance with little to no judgement. I am allowed,by Jesus, to tell you that you may be an idiot or a dumb mother fucker for the dumbassery you’ve been involved with. Fear not, I will not abandon you in your time of need.

Don’t be caught at the gates of Hell looking towards Heaven and thinking you didn’t deserve this. REPENT! REPENT! There is still time but it’s very short. There is ALWAYS hope my friends…..let me help you see the light. Come forth my brothers and sisters, let’s be saved and live forever in the Kingdom of Heaven.
 
Preacherman said:
Now, I must pray for all you sinners and hope you turn to

God before he lays waste to this world.

If you need help, I am here for you. I will listen to your repentance with little to no judgement. I am allowed,by Jesus, to tell you that you may be an idiot or a dumb mother fucker for the dumbassery you’ve been involved with. Fear not, I will not abandon you in your time of need.

Don’t be caught at the gates of Hell looking towards Heaven and thinking you didn’t deserve this. REPENT! REPENT! There is still time but it’s very short. There is ALWAYS hope my friends…..let me help you see the light. Come forth my brothers and sisters, let’s be saved and live forever in the Kingdom of Heaven.
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Sling a prayer my way, my friend.
 
Shower Fart said:
I appreciate it. Every vote counts.

And if it turns out I’m damned to hell anyway, I’d like to know early. Might as well live it up.
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I’m sensing there is hope for you. I asked Jesus to give me a sign on your behalf…..30 seconds later my wife’s 20 lb cat leaped into my lap and racked the ever-loving fuck out of me. I’m still hurting……
 
Preacherman said:
Now, I must pray for all you sinners and hope you turn to

God before he lays waste to this world.

If you need help, I am here for you. I will listen to your repentance with little to no judgement. I am allowed,by Jesus, to tell you that you may be an idiot or a dumb mother fucker for the dumbassery you’ve been involved with. Fear not, I will not abandon you in your time of need.

Don’t be caught at the gates of Hell looking towards Heaven and thinking you didn’t deserve this. REPENT! REPENT! There is still time but it’s very short. There is ALWAYS hope my friends…..let me help you see the light. Come forth my brothers and sisters, let’s be saved and live forever in the Kingdom of Heaven.
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How much for the indulgence?
 
For some reason when I joined a few years ago I thought this guy was on death's door.....glad that's not the case....
 
Pray for me, I like to fuck ass.....specifically my wife's.....

In my wet dreams of course.....
 
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