I don't GAF! I wood buy her a trailer!

Thanks, Captain obvious. I know I've been married 4 times.

I walked away from 3 households that my blood and sweat paid for because I couldn't handle the crazy I stuck it in. This time, I married a crazy I can tolerate and moved into her household. It' might take me a minute or two, but I can learn even if it is the hard way.
We're guys, most of us learn everything the hard way.

I wasn't even trying to reference your previous marriages, just the wimmins that want a little then want a little ring.

I heard the fourth time is the charm, but it was from a drunk, redneck, Mexican, midget.
 
We're guys, most of us learn everything the hard way.

I wasn't even trying to reference your previous marriages, just the wimmins that want a little then want a little ring.

I heard the fourth time is the charm, but it was from a drunk, redneck, Mexican, midget.

Hey now, @PSUTE is on 4.0 just like I am. We're more common than most realize.
 
I picture something along the lines of...

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I was thinking more like this...

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