If you had one last meal...

[TechRaiderRider]

7-11 style big gulp cup full of Makers Mark and ice.

aw yeah -
this is goin on the list -

 

[TechRaiderRider]

chow chow
pecan pie

chow chow - nice!
and the pecan pie, obvi -

 

[TechRaiderRider]

Lobster

yep -
a nice clean light meat -

 

[TechRaiderRider]

Half a dozen scrambled eggs covered in hot salsa

toss on some fresh
new mexico green chile -

 

[TechRaiderRider]

yep - a samplin
of every beer -

 

[tinp]

I don't know, I probably made death row by killing the only person I want to cook me food.

 

[Tenn"cock]

A few years ago a group of friends knew they had stayed too long at a Chinese buffet when a little older lady came out of the back waving a spoon saying; you go know, you go now. you go now.

A buddy of mine who to tipped the scales at over three bills, used to say he loved going to Chinese buffets, so he could hear them cuss in Mandarin.

 

[cogarboy]

 

[iesheepdog]

He was great. The meat recall skit is a classic.

 

[cogarboy]

He was great. The meat recall skit is a classic.

Its been so long since I have seen this, but anytime I think of Chinese buffets, I laugh

 

[OkSooner]

Coleslaw
Burgers
Hot dogs
Fried Chicken
Mash potatoes with gravy
Ginger beef
Spring rolls with plum sauce
Teriyaki chicken wings
Onion rings

I could probably go on.

 

[Bullitt08]

Half a dozen scrambled eggs covered in hot salsa, 20 piece Chicken McNuggets and a handle of Maker's, 2 chocolate on chocolate Klondike bars and a pack of chocolate chip cookies.

Tell them a handle of Wellers. That way you would live a lot longer. That is until the guy they sent out to get the Wellers comes back and shoots your azz. PS Happy Birthday to you and your bride.

 

[R1776U]

a wood grilled 12oz ribeye steak
my recipe for shrimp scampi w/ pasta
a bottle of Apothic Red wine

and a nice expensive(like 300 dollar) cigar for dessert w/ the most expensive brandy available




i'm going out with CLASS

 

[Bama Believer]

a wood grilled 12oz ribeye steak
my recipe for shrimp scampi w/ pasta
a bottle of Apothic Red wine

and a nice expensive(like 300 dollar) cigar for dessert w/ the most expensive brandy available




i'm going out with CLASS

Tell me more about this scrimp shampy...

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Tell me more about this scrimp shampy...

That fucker is from the Jersey Shore. He knows his seafood shit. I ain't joking. Had many conversations with him over the years.

 

[Bama Believer]

That fucker is from the Jersey Shore. He knows his seafood shit. I ain't joking. Had many conversations with him over the years.

yep,, a real New Jersey Redneck,, whodathunkit..

 

[OldDevilDawg]

yep,, a real, cheap beer drinking, New Jersey Redneck,, whodathunkit..

FIFY

 

[RazzlDazzl]

Fried gator tail with BBQ sauce.

Garnet and gold 'till I'm dead and cold.

Disregard the Pepsi.

 

[cfbmemes_]

What would it be?

A beautiful woman's kitten

 

[OldDevilDawg]

A beautiful woman's kitten

You, sir, are my fucking hero.