I'm sure it'll be fine. Will Mars samples doom us?

AlaskaGuy said:
Anyone else here have sex with a midget on their bucket list?

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A buddy of mine did when he was in college, haha.
 
AlaskaGuy said:
Anyone else here have sex with a midget on their bucket list?

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Maybe that one, shes not as weird looking as most of them. She almost even has normal proportions, just looks like she has a giant head.

edit: she kinda looks like a bobble head doll
 
Toadman005 said:
Fail.
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I thought I got pretty close. Nothing came up when I searched for (queer emo emoji with a beard). Makes sense though, bearded emos are like unicorns. Most grow out of that phase before they can grow facial hair.
 
midcal said:
I thought I got pretty close. Nothing came up when I searched for (queer emo emoji with a beard). Makes sense though, bearded emos are like unicorns. Most grow out of that phase before they can grow facial hair.
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You began your pathetic retort with, “I thought”. And, that is where you failed. Listen to me, moron. Grovel and accept. All else is folly. You’re three shades of stupid twice shined shit once fucked over and I ain’t kind enough to sort out for your sorry ass is which. You’re lucky enough to be insulted by greatness. Silence yourself and apologize.

You’re welcome, cuntplatt.
 
Toadman005 said:
You began your pathetic retort with, “I thought”. And, that is where you failed. Listen to me, moron. Grovel and accept. All else is folly. You’re three shades of stupid twice shined shit once fucked over and I ain’t kind enough to sort out for your sorry ass is which. You’re lucky enough to be insulted by greatness. Silence yourself and apologize.

You’re welcome, cuntplatt.
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Jesus Christ! What kind of a twat runs his mouth like this and then PMs me to tell me that you’re only playing around? Is that your way of trying to save face with your little message board buddies and then privately raising the white flag? Grow the fck up. And why would you bother “following” me on this site? You already seem to find the few posts that I make on here and then make some egotistical dipshit comment pretending like you’re superior because your favorite football team is better than mine. I get it, you don’t like me. I don’t like you either. You proved what a piece of shit you are shortly after this board started.
 
midcal said:
Jesus Christ! What kind of a twat runs his mouth like this and then PMs me to tell me that you’re only playing around? Is that your way of trying to save face with your little message board buddies and then privately raising the white flag? Grow the fck up. And why would you bother “following” me on this site? You already seem to find the few posts that I make on here and then make some egotistical dipshit comment pretending like you’re superior because your favorite football team is better than mine. I get it, you don’t like me. I don’t like you either. You proved what a piece of shit you are shortly after this board started.
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Dude…calm down.

edit: this twat. Toadman005
 
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