Introducing a new staff member...

[OldDevilDawg]

Came in here hoping to find true love. Leaving disappointed. Maybe next time.

But she's sexy and she drinks scotch. Don't give up just yet. Make a run to the likker store.

PSA: She does MMA. If you do it wrong, she's gonna beat the shit out of you and all you can do is lay there and like it.

 

[Pollack47]

But she's sexy and she drinks scotch. Don't give up just yet. Make a run to the likker store.

PSA: She does MMA. If you do it wrong, she's gonna beat the shit out of you and all you can do is lay there and like it.

High risk, high reward. Scared money dont make money. Just have to get her to the Gulf Shores meet up and let my natural charm take care of the rest

 

[OldDevilDawg]

High risk, high reward. Scared money dont make money. Just have to get her to the Gulf Shores meet up and let my natural charm take care of the rest

Your "Champs till we ain't" vibe is STRONG. GO DAMN DAWGS!

 

[Pollack47]

Your "Champs till we ain't" vibe is STRONG. GO DAMN DAWGS!

Go DAMN Dawgs!

 

[Kace-1]

Welcome aboard!

 

[PSUTE]

Greetings and welcome aboard! The correct version of "Sweet Caroline"

 

[PSUTE]

1st Get together:

 

[LeroyOU12]

Welcome. Watch out for all of the 6' 3", 235 lb, 4.5/40 running millionaires around here.

I'm only 5'8 and 160 lbs. working on to be 6'1, 200 lbs with 5% body fat and jacked as fuck.

 

[Pollack47]

I'm only 5'8 and 160 lbs. working on to be 6'1, 200 lbs with 5% body fat and jacked as fuck.

What kinda of stretching do you do to gain 5 inches? Can it be used for....other parts? Asking for a friend

 

[LeroyOU12]

What kinda of stretching do you do to gain 5 inches? Can it be used for....other parts? Asking for a friend

any chance his name is star? ☺

 

[RuffledFeathers]

High risk, high reward. Scared money dont make money. Just have to get her to the Gulf Shores meet up and let my natural charm take care of the rest

Don't confuse natural charm for natural urge. A Dawg humping her leg is not likely to be received as "charming". Unless she's from Athens, but she is too refined for that to be likely.

 

[RuffledFeathers]

What kinda of stretching do you do to gain 5 inches? Can it be used for....other parts? Asking for a friend

I think it is an aggregate total, including other parts.

 

[Pollack47]

Don't confuse natural charm for natural urge. A Dawg humping her leg is not likely to be received as "charming". Unless she's from Athens, but she is too refined for that to be likely.

Way to just turn my world upside down. Here I was thinking I was a true southern gentleman

 

[tinp]

OP said "Staff Member"

No, seriously, does she have ban-hammer ability?...I've never been
banned by a woman, but It moved just thinking about it.





















Also, are we breaking any laws by asking for below the neck pics?

 

[cfbmemes_]

OP said "Staff Member"

Also, are we breaking any laws by asking for below the neck pics?

We can't reak of desperation in here lol. Girl knows what she's talking about.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Also, are we breaking any laws by asking for below the neck pics?

We can't real of desperation in here lol. Girl knows what she's talking about.

Translation: Don't be a childish dickhead.

 

[cfbmemes_]

Also she does have ban hammer ability but we do console all mods before action is taken

 

[RuffledFeathers]

OP said "Staff Member"

No, seriously, does she have ban-hammer ability?...I've never been
banned by a woman, but It moved just thinking about it.





















Also, are we breaking any laws by asking for below the neck pics?

Don't forget to include any restraining orders placed on you. Same as a ban.

 

[RuffledFeathers]

Translation: Don't be a childish dickhead.

Yeah, ThereIsNoPlace for that.

 

[Proud_Okie]

I'm only 5'8 and 160 lbs. working on to be 6'1, 200 lbs with 5% body fat and jacked as fuck.

Anything is possible on the Internets...