It's pretty obvious that we suck

[OldDevilDawg]

Humans are horrible. We ruin everything we touch. With this in mind, I've concluded that we have 2 choices to save us. The return of Jesus or the inevitable takeover by Aliens.

Which do you prefer?








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[Bama Believer]

Rednecks, we need more rednecks, they/we can solve anything with a twelve pack, a roll of duct tape, and a chainsaw,, and in this case.. some pvc.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Rednecks, we need more rednecks, they/we can solve anything with a twelve pack, a roll of duct tape, and a chainsaw,, and in this case.. some pvc.

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That takes 460 AC to a WHOLE new level.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

Rednecks, we need more rednecks, they/we can solve anything with a twelve pack, a roll of duct tape, and a chainsaw,, and in this case.. some pvc.

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You missed zip ties.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

You missed zip ties.

Saw him do this live a couple of times. First time was 1996. Was on the card with Kid Rock in 2018 at the stadium in Jacksonville. Even in his 80s, he's still one helluva a live show.

 

[pooods]

Humans are horrible. We ruin everything we touch. With this in mind, I've concluded that we have 2 choices to save us. The return of Jesus or the inevitable takeover by Aliens.

Which do you prefer?








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i hear the aliens are into anal probing so.....

 

[OldDevilDawg]

i hear the aliens are into anal probing so.....

We're already used to worse so.......

 

[CouchOnFire]

Rednecks, we need more rednecks, they/we can solve anything with a twelve pack, a roll of duct tape, and a chainsaw,, and in this case.. some pvc.

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This man is hilarious! Excuse the orange... he's a swamp lizard.

 

[LyquidMetal]

Humans are horrible. We ruin everything we touch. With this in mind, I've concluded that we have 2 choices to save us. The return of Jesus or the inevitable takeover by Aliens.

Which do you prefer?








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[OldDevilDawg]

This man is hilarious! Excuse the orange... he's a swamp lizard.

I wanna buy that sumbitch a beer.....and invite him to a party on a sandbar on the river. He gets it.

 

[LyquidMetal]

Saw him do this live a couple of times. First time was 1996. Was on the card with Kid Rock in 2018 at the stadium in Jacksonville. Even in his 80s, he's still one helluva a live show.

Saw hiw twice. Once when he opened for Joe Walsh and remember the Skynyrd concert I mentioned? Opened for them and as much as I love Skynyrd he blew the roof off the place. Really rocked.

 

[fritowrdo]

Humans are horrible. We ruin everything we touch. With this in mind, I've concluded that we have 2 choices to save us. The return of Jesus or the inevitable takeover by Aliens.

Which do you prefer?








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Put my friends and I in charge and we can make it work.

 

[MarineUKFan]

i hear the aliens are into anal probing so.....

So, that's one vote for aliens from poods.....

 

[pooods]

We're already used to worse so.......

i didn't mean it would be a bad thing

 

[RuffledFeathers]

I fear an intergalactic incident when TINP starts anal probing the aliens.

 

[Bullitt08]

Saw him do this live a couple of times. First time was 1996. Was on the card with Kid Rock in 2018 at the stadium in Jacksonville. Even in his 80s, he's still one helluva a live show.

I had, he passed, a friend who could have been Charlie's twin brother. Had another friend who lived in Atlanta and when we went over for a race George was always trying to pull the my friend is Charlie Daniels and we are part of the road crew card. My friend hated it. Finally he told the other one; one more time and I will bury you so deep in a swamp they will never find you. I admit it was nice at bars because we got stronger drinks.

Back to the original question. Choosing the non anal probing choice.

 

[CowpokeU]

Humans are horrible. We ruin everything we touch. With this in mind, I've concluded that we have 2 choices to save us. The return of Jesus or the inevitable takeover by Aliens.

Which do you prefer?








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I'm all for an all out Alien encounter and or invasion. It's the only model that will actually unite all people

 

[OldDevilDawg]

I'm all for an all out Alien encounter and or invasion. It's the only model that will actually unite all people

Not all of us. Some pieces of shit will end up being pawns for the Aliens in hopes that they end up in positions of "power". Some people are great humans, but overall, humans are pure trash.

 

[ALADAMYA]

 

[tinp]

I fear an intergalactic incident when TINP starts anal probing the aliens.

Boy, did I have fun searching for a response by googling "Sexy Alien"