Maple Blueberry Burger

[AlaskaGuy]

I’m not going to say that someone who would eat that abomination would suck one, but I’d bet they would hold it in their mouth until the swelling goes down.

I feel the same about people who eat boiled peanuts.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

I feel the same about people who eat boiled peanuts.

Well, it’s already been proven in multiple threads you have horrible taste when it comes to food, so your judgment and opinions are suspect as hell.

 

[TechRaiderRider]

I’m not going to say that someone who would eat that abomination would suck one, but I’d bet they would hold it in their mouth until the swelling goes down.

harsh -

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Okay here ya go

 

[RuffledFeathers]

Okay here ya go
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You sure that ain't a blueberry bun??

 

[Hard2Bluff]

You sure that ain't a blueberry bun??

You may be color blind. Get yer eyes checked or adjust yer monitor's settings.

 

[Copejunkie]

Pineapple isn't fit to eat by man or beast.

Okay here ya go
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Now that's how you do a burger. Take notes @AlaskaGuy

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Pineapple isn't fit to eat by man or beast.

Now that's how you do a burger. Take notes @AlaskaGuy

Needs more pork ... and a slice of pineapple on top.

 

[Copejunkie]

Needs more pork ... and a slice of pineapple on top.

The only pork that should be put on a burger is bacon! And pineapple isn't fit to eat.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

The only pork that should be put on a burger is bacon! And pineapple isn't fit to eat.

You live in the midwest. Stick to brats & kraut.

 

[Copejunkie]

You live in the midwest. Stick to brats & kraut.

I raise beef. I would know what should go on it.

 

[midcal]

Sounds gross, but you never know. I always thought peanut butter on a burger sounded gross until I tried it.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Sounds gross, but you never know. I always thought peanut butter on a burger sounded gross until I tried it.

Now you've peaked my interest.

 

[midcal]

Now you've peaked my interest.

Try it. Everyone I know who has was reluctant to try it (myself included), and every single one of them liked it. There’s a bar in Chico that’s well known for their burgers that has had this on the menu since the 90s, but it’s actually getting fairly common at burger places more recently. It’s not something you add to every burger you eat, but every once in a while. I had something called the Elvis burger at one place. PB, bacon, and banana. I don’t even like bananas very much, but damn it was good. PB would probably be good on your blueberry burger too, maybe with some jelly and bacon. I had a PB&J with pork belly once too, that was fking delicious. I wasn’t even stoned.

 

[CowpokeU]

And it's sitting right next to a big ole pineapple. Put a slice of pineapple on top of that burger with a dab of teriyaki sauce and it's west coast heaven.

Is this like a blue waffle? Asking for a friend

 

[CowpokeU]

Anyone that would put blueberries in their hamburger would probably put sardines in Nanner Puddin.

I fucking lost it with this one and I've been laughing my ass I've reading every reply. Bravo sir

 

[CowpokeU]

I’m not going to say that someone who would eat that abomination would suck one, but I’d bet they would hold it in their mouth until the swelling goes down.

Fuck off I'm too high for this and I can't breathe reading the replies

 

[CowpokeU]

Now you've peaked my interest.

It's honestly the only good thing anyone has suggested in this thread so far