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"I work in the ER. The one story that left me dumbfounded was the time a woman was brought in by her sister for pelvic cramps and amenorrhea for three months. Lo and behold, she was pregnant. The sister then informed me that she slept with the Brazilian construction workers building the condo complex next door. I asked if they had any questions, and the patient asked me if her baby would come out speaking Spanish. After a long pause, and her sister staring at the ceiling, I told her, 'No, because they speak Portuguese in Brazil.' The patient seemed relieved, and the sister hustled her out of the ER before I could discharge her."​

 
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