where in the hell were you this morning? My goal for today was just to make it to work on time., check... I got 7 off after today. Of course I woke up late. Not late enough to be late to work, had 8 minutes to spare. . I was late enough to not be able to have a couple of cups before I leave the house, just have a large cup on the way to work.... . Somewhere on my things to do list, which only consisted of one task, I should have mentioned when you make coffee the night before it usually helps if you turn the mother fu*****ing timer on. You would think that coffee maker would be trained by now...