New Poster Callouts

[OldDevilDawg]

The things a hungry sailor will do for an extra cheese pizza on the third weekend of a pay period ... And just when you were getting tight with the 35 year old daughter, Mom speaks up as the owner of the joint. My therapist wept.

I stole her from my uncle at the VFW. He didn't speak to me for years afterwards. I never told him about the view of the blood from my forehead to my knees in the mirror when I turned on the bathroom light afterwards, though.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

I do have a story, though.

A friend of mine probably had a similar story close to yours but it involved an ice cream sandwich on prom night.
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[Tenn"cock]

I stole her from my uncle at the VFW. He didn't speak to me for years afterwards. I never told him about the view of the blood from my forehead to my knees in the mirror when I turned on the bathroom light afterwards, though.

This looks like something you would read in a serial killers diary.