Oh Florida... you don’t disappoint!

[RTR...USN (ret)]

 

[PSUTE]

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Future Darwin candidate. Can't fix stupid. Too young to have someone hold his beer...

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Nothing satisfies me more than laughing at swamp lizards. Thank you sir, my day is complete.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

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At least our cops have decided who to back, even if the head honcho is a yankee.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

At least our cops have decided who to back, even if the head honcho is a yankee.

You and me both know that Florida is full of misplaced yankees.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

Nothing satisfies me more than laughing at swamp lizards. Thank you sir, my day is complete.

I was 50:50 on how that critter identifies and I'm still not convinced there's a weiner down there.

Looks like some drunk "female" swamp lizards I've partied with.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

You and me both know that Florida is full of misplaced yankees.

He didn't travel down here from the Northeast to his summer home to flee the China Virus only to infect a ton of old people. I give him a pass on yankeeness.

 

[GhostRiderRush]

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I guess that’s one way to “enlarge” your penis......

 

[Fishin-4-a-Livin]

It’s like Thunderdome down here OP.


Some dude a few years ago....




Before:

After:

 

[PSUTE]

It’s like Thunderdome down here OP.


Some dude a few years ago....




Before:

After:

At least hew now has a purty mouth...

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

It’s like Thunderdome down here OP.


Some dude a few years ago....




Before:

After:

Oh I know! I spent about 12 years stationed in Jacksonville.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

Oh I know! I spent about 12 years stationed in Jacksonville.

Good Gog, if you caught any fish out of the St. John's River I hope you didn't eat them
or fed them to gator fans.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Good Gog, if you caught any fish out of the St. John's River I hope you didn't eat them
or fed them to gator fans.

No, I was told early upon arrival not to eat anything I caught from the St. John’s river. I did catch a shitload of fish in Black Creek though!

 

[Shower Fart]

I guess that’s one way to “enlarge” your penis......

Yeah, the swelling must have been impressive!

 

[Copejunkie]

It’s like Thunderdome down here OP.


Some dude a few years ago....




Before:

After:

Dude says, Hey everyone look how cool I am, I'm going to pet this here water moccasin. Water moccasin says fuck you. Everyone else says you fucking dumbass.

 

[Copejunkie]

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I had someone tell me one time that there is nothing as dumb as a teenage boy.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

I had someone tell me one time that there is nothing as dumb as a teenage boy.

It’s amazing any teenage boy lives long enough to reproduce !

 

[Copejunkie]

It’s amazing any teenage boy lives long enough to reproduce !

I did some dumb shit, probably should have died a couple times even, but damn why the hell would anyone be dumb enough to stick their dick in a bee hive? I dont think his brain goes above the ground floor.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

I did some dumb shit, probably should have died a couple times even, but damn why the hell would anyone be dumb enough to stick their dick in a bee hive? I dont think his brain goes above the ground floor.

Or his belt!

 

[ALADAMYA]