Ok, maybe I shouldn’t have said that.

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So, let’s hear it. What have you said in a relationship, work environment, or just in general that lead to an argument, escalated one, or just left people speechless.

I know I got many, so here’s one for starters. A couple of years into my relationship with my wife we were having a pretty good fight. It escalated when I said: ‘It looks like Bob (boyfriend who dumped her before I met her) is the smartest man on the earth.’
 
I’ve gotten into a twitter argument about body
positivity and suicide and it’s correlation to gender with somebody a while ago last year, and at that point I started managing the Big 12 FQ Twitter account. So managing it has really taught me what to do and what not to do on social media because as an account manager you have to be professional and not cross a line.
 
OkSooner said:
I’ve gotten into a twitter argument about body
positivity and suicide and it’s correlation to gender with somebody a while ago last year, and at that point I started managing the Big 12 FQ Twitter account. So managing it has really taught me what to do and what not to do on social media because as an account manager you have to be professional and not cross a line.
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It’s like “does this really matter to me? Does this affect me personally? How will this affect me?” And usually the answer is it won’t or just mute it.
 
OkSooner said:
It’s like “does this really matter to me? Does this affect me personally? How will this affect me?” And usually the answer is it won’t or just mute it.
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Bama Believer said:
I try to ask myself 3 things before I speak,, Is it True, Is It Hurtfull, and Is it Necessary.
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Both of you fat fuckin' hillbillies should just go jump off a Cliff. I know you love him, but jesus, give his ass a break.
 
So I come home from work one day.

3rd wife. About 3 years into the marriage.

Both of us had kids that were half grown and we had always agreed that we would have no more kids.

Anyways, I walked in, grabbed a beer out of the fridge and went to the couch. Sat down and turned on the TV. She came in with one of them little nighty things on, sat down and curled up beside me, and whispered in my ear, "I want me a baby." I reared back, looked at her like she was crazy, and responded, "Well go get you one." Took my beer to the bedroom and locked the door. Yeah, that was the beginning of the end. I had no choice but to cut her off.
 
I was about to have sex with my friend/roommate’s girlfriend once. She came into my room when he wasn’t home. She came on to me, I didn’t start it. Anyway, she was rubbing my dick and kissing me on the neck, and said, “It goes without saying that we’re not gonna tell Jesse, right?” I told her, “Of course I’m gonna tell him, that might be the best part about this.”

Then she left me sitting there with blue balls.

I’ve had the same pact with several friends back when I was single. We wouldn’t get mad at each other for fucking each other’s girlfriends as long as we just came right out and told them about it right away. I always figured it was like leaving a steak sitting on the coffee table in front of the dog. He knows he’s not supposed to eat it, but it’s your own damn fault if he does. Can’t get mad at dogs for doing what dogs do.
 
midcal said:
I was about to have sex with my friend/roommate’s girlfriend once. She came into my room when he wasn’t home. She came on to me, I didn’t start it. Anyway, she was rubbing my dick and kissing me on the neck, and said, “It goes without saying that we’re not gonna tell Jesse, right?” I told her, “Of course I’m gonna tell him, that might be the best part about this.”

Then she left me sitting there with blue balls.

I’ve had the same pact with several friends back when I was single. We wouldn’t get mad at each other for fucking each other’s girlfriends as long as we just came right out and told them about it right away. I always figured it was like leaving a steak sitting on the coffee table in front of the dog. He knows he’s not supposed to eat it, but it’s your own damn fault if he does. Can’t get mad at dogs for doing what dogs do.
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I had a very similar agreement with a few buddies and my brother.

Basically if she's willing to cheat on me, get you some then tell her she's getting kicked to the curb.
 
RazzlDazzl said:
I had a very similar agreement with a few buddies and my brother.

Basically if she's willing to cheat on me, get you some then tell her she's getting kicked to the curb.
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one slight modification,, get him to tell her that Oh yeah,, Razz wont the lottery and is on his way to Hawaii,, he told me to tell you "Have a good one" :)
 
When the wife is beating around the bush talking about everything but what she really wants to say, then I give her the wrist roll .......bad move. I lost weight for awhile ;)
 
midcal said:
I was about to have sex with my friend/roommate’s girlfriend once. She came into my room when he wasn’t home. She came on to me, I didn’t start it. Anyway, she was rubbing my dick and kissing me on the neck, and said, “It goes without saying that we’re not gonna tell Jesse, right?” I told her, “Of course I’m gonna tell him, that might be the best part about this.”

Then she left me sitting there with blue balls.

I’ve had the same pact with several friends back when I was single. We wouldn’t get mad at each other for fucking each other’s girlfriends as long as we just came right out and told them about it right away. I always figured it was like leaving a steak sitting on the coffee table in front of the dog. He knows he’s not supposed to eat it, but it’s your own damn fault if he does. Can’t get mad at dogs for doing what dogs do.
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Rick Springfield, is that you?
 
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