Pooors on a Plane

[LSU02]

Can't believe this thread hasn't had at least one Samuel L. Jackson quote.....

 

[57575757575757]

That's me. Last trip I tried to get the Mrs. to shell out the money for FC, but that didn't happen. 6 hour flight with my fellow pooors in the back sucked.

LOL. Tell her once she goes first or business, there's no going back. Quick check in, often a separate, quick entry line thru border control, sitting in the premium lounge before the flight with free food & drink, first on, first off the plane, extra luggage allowance.

And, if there's any problems, the ticketing agents will try to address your issues quickly.

A lot of the lounges have showers, quiet areas, plenty of places to charge your electronics, nice restrooms.

 

[tinp]

Dare I.....?

 

[Cowboyinexile]

I've only flown domestic and generally fly into airports like Sioux Falls or OKC. I don't think the difference between FC and the stowaway seat next to the crapper is worth the money on my flights.

I will say whatever you do to get preferred boarding may be worth it though. It sucks when you have a late flight, your bag gets checked at the gate and you have to wait an hour with the unwashed masses at baggage claim while your coworker who is in the delta mile high club flips you off as he's taking a cab to the hotel with a mixie in hand.

 

[pooods]

Sez the cheap bastard that lives in Tennessee 'cause he cain't afford nowhere else.

 

[DieSonneTeufeln]

Did it, done it, surfed it, jumped it!

Hey all you fancy fucks...ya can’t go Mile High Club in seat 6C! Back of the plane rules!

 

[Tidergirl]

That's me. Last trip I tried to get the Mrs. to shell out the money for FC, but that didn't happen. 6 hour flight with my fellow pooors in the back sucked.

Well did you get to become a member of the mile high club? Asking for a friend.

 

[PSUTE]

>3 hours premium economy, 1st to get upgraded, more leg/ass room. if travelling with companion take the aisle and window seats and hope no one elects to take the middle seat...

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Well did you get to become a member of the mile high club? Asking for a friend.

Yes, yes I did. A flight from LAX to Honolulu. It was funny because everybody on the plane knew what we had just done in the bathroom. I didn't even care. Best damn flight I ever took.

 

[Fishin-4-a-Livin]

I prefer traveling by bus OP.

You really get to know the common folk on a bus.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

I prefer traveling by bus OP.

You really get to know the common folk on a bus.

yeah,....the folks commonly featured on Americas Most Wanted, or the First 48.

 

[TechRaiderRider]

Yes, yes I did. A flight from LAX to Honolulu. It was funny because everybody on the plane knew what we had just done in the bathroom. I didn't even care. Best damn flight I ever took.

any applause ??

 

[DieSonneTeufeln]

Can't believe this thread hasn't had at least one Samuel L. Jackson quote.....

Huh??

 

[LSU02]

Huh??

Welp, I fingered there might be maybe at least one Snakes on a Plane reference......

 

[Tidergirl]

Yes, yes I did. A flight from LAX to Honolulu. It was funny because everybody on the plane knew what we had just done in the bathroom. I didn't even care. Best damn flight I ever took.

Boss

 

[OldDevilDawg]

any applause ??

I did get a few "thumbs up". I was grinning like a Bama fan at a family reunion.

It was after they outlawed smoking on airplanes. Yes, we enjoyed a cigarette afterwards. Honestly thought I was going to jail when we landed.

When they say you can't smoke on a flight, they really mean that shit. <<(PSA)

 

[_rolltideroll_]

Can't believe nobody dropped this GIF yet. Amateurs.

 

[TechRaiderRider]

I did get a few "thumbs up". I was grinning like a Bama fan at a family reunion.

It was after they outlawed smoking on airplanes. Yes, we enjoyed a cigarette afterwards. Honestly thought I was going to jail when we landed.

When they say you can't smoke on a flight, they really mean that shit. <<(PSA)

right on!
sounds like you went
all in -

wreck em!

 

[pooods]

Sort of sad to watch the envious looks as they go by. I have to refrain from mooing.

I just mooed at them.

 

[pooods]

And what kind of dumbass wears flip flops on a plane.