PSA...Corona is just flavored water.

OldDevilDawg

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So I had me my share of Keystone Ice before bedtime then decided, fuck it. I'm scheduled off tonight. I'll just continue drinking beer. My stepson had a case of the overpriced water in the fridge so I decided to drink them. (I supply him and his girl with a place to live, food, and cigarettes, so I'm sure I have the right to drink his poor choice in beer.)

Anyways....I've had 10 of them Coronas, and I'm losing my fucking buzz. They cost twice as much as my Keystone Ice.

What in the everloving hell???
 
OldDevilDawg said:
So I had me my share of Keystone Ice before bedtime then decided, fuck it. I'm scheduled off tonight. I'll just continue drinking beer. My stepson had a case of the overpriced water in the fridge so I decided to drink them. (I supply him and his girl with a place to live, food, and cigarettes, so I'm sure I have the right to drink his poor choice in beer.)

Anyways....I've had 10 of them Coronas, and I'm losing my fucking buzz. They cost twice as much as my Keystone Ice.

What in the everloving hell???
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Golden, Colorado, United States
Style: Pale Lager - North Am. / Light
Brewed by: Coors Brewing Company (MillerCoors)

REVIEW
"It gets you drunk. It's cheap and does the job. As far as flavor it's shit and they should try a lot harder. Everyone is going to think it tastes different so a definite answer is up to you. In My opinion it isn't your high quality beer. This is Garbage beer for cheap drunks that don't care about quality. There after the buzz. This definitely puts out as far as a kick. Taste isn't on par."
 
_rolltideroll_ said:
Golden, Colorado, United States
Style: Pale Lager - North Am. / Light
Brewed by: Coors Brewing Company (MillerCoors)

REVIEW
"It gets you drunk. It's cheap and does the job. As far as flavor it's shit and they should try a lot harder. Everyone is going to think it tastes different so a definite answer is up to you. In My opinion it isn't your high quality beer. This is Garbage beer for cheap drunks that don't care about quality. There after the buzz. This definitely puts out as far as a kick. Taste isn't on par."
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I drank 10 of the bastards, and lost my buzz. That shit ain't capable of getting me drunk, because my poor ass will be broke before I get a fucking buzz.
 
OldDevilDawg said:
I drank 10 of the bastards, and lost my buzz. That shit ain't capable of getting me drunk, because my poor ass will be broke before I get a fucking buzz.
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Its like those damn 3.2% beers in Colorado. You're working too hard just drinking them that it's damn near impossible to get a buzz. My first time in Denver, for work, I walked across the road to 7-11 and got a 6 pack. Went to the hotel and drank it. Thought to myself "damn, I dont feel a thing". Walked back and got another 6 pack. 12 beers and all I got out of it was I had to pee.
 
OldDevilDawg said:
So I had me my share of Keystone Ice before bedtime then decided, fuck it. I'm scheduled off tonight. I'll just continue drinking beer. My stepson had a case of the overpriced water in the fridge so I decided to drink them. (I supply him and his girl with a place to live, food, and cigarettes, so I'm sure I have the right to drink his poor choice in beer.)

Anyways....I've had 10 of them Coronas, and I'm losing my fucking buzz. They cost twice as much as my Keystone Ice.

What in the everloving hell???
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if i'm gonna drink mexican beer,
its XX -

cheers!
 
OldDevilDawg said:
So I had me my share of Keystone Ice before bedtime then decided, fuck it. I'm scheduled off tonight. I'll just continue drinking beer. My stepson had a case of the overpriced water in the fridge so I decided to drink them. (I supply him and his girl with a place to live, food, and cigarettes, so I'm sure I have the right to drink his poor choice in beer.)

Anyways....I've had 10 of them Coronas, and I'm losing my fucking buzz. They cost twice as much as my Keystone Ice.

What in the everloving hell???
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You sound like Auburn and Tennesse fans sucking each other off to see whos shade of a orange sucks more.
 
OldDevilDawg said:
So I had me my share of Keystone Ice before bedtime then decided, fuck it. I'm scheduled off tonight. I'll just continue drinking beer. My stepson had a case of the overpriced water in the fridge so I decided to drink them. (I supply him and his girl with a place to live, food, and cigarettes, so I'm sure I have the right to drink his poor choice in beer.)

Anyways....I've had 10 of them Coronas, and I'm losing my fucking buzz. They cost twice as much as my Keystone Ice.

What in the everloving hell???
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My brother and I have called it pisswater and lime since high school.
 
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Nod4Eight said:
Its like those damn 3.2% beers in Colorado. You're working too hard just drinking them that it's damn near impossible to get a buzz. My first time in Denver, for work, I walked across the road to 7-11 and got a 6 pack. Went to the hotel and drank it. Thought to myself "damn, I dont feel a thing". Walked back and got another 6 pack. 12 beers and all I got out of it was I had to pee.
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Same as celery for me, you burn off more calories just chewing that shit than the nutritional benefits it provides.
 
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