Quid Pro Quo

[57575757575757]

That’s got to be one old and smelly sponge.

It wouldn't matter if it was a 23 year old sponge or a brand new one with laser lights & a sign saying USE ME, he'd manage to miss it.

 

[Wunder.Noid]

That’s got to be one old and smelly sponge.

 

[Wunder.Noid]

It wouldn't matter if it was a 23 year old sponge or a brand new one with laser lights & a sign saying USE ME, he'd manage to miss it.

Oh I think the "23 year old" might have gotten more attention...

Not saying the outcome would have changed.

 

[Fear-the Spear]

Makes me wonder what YOU are smoking.

He slaps something on the grill, wakes up a couple hours later to check the temp, turn it over, then goes back to his nap.

I'm the one stuck finding the bread, making the sides, cleaning up afterward while he checks his high school buddies on facebook.

 

[fritowrdo]

I have known the Mrs. since 1995. Does that put me in the old persons list?

Asking for the Mrs.

 

[57575757575757]

I have known the Mrs. since 1995. Does that put me in the old persons list?

Asking for the Mrs.

In the Biblical sense, yes and impressive.

 

[pooods]

good read while in the office stall naked this morning.

 

[Nod4Eight]

This thread is just a little too much for me. BG and Mrs BG sex life discussion... BG uses the sponge, always pictured her as more a The Pill type of gal. I'm out.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Don't be so sensitive. My husband & I have been together long enough we joke about most everything, including our sex life.

 

[57575757575757]

good read while in the office stall naked this morning.

Naked and laughing beats naked and afraid


Ooops, sorry, promised to not discuss our sex life again

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Naked and laughing beats naked and afraid


Ooops, sorry, promised to not discuss our sex life again

 

[57575757575757]

Totally off the subject but noticed from my phone, can only give "likes", no funny, winner, erc.

Just me or is it a phone thing?

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Totally off the subject but noticed from my phone, can only give "likes", no funny, winner, erc.

Just me or is it a phone thing?

I have no issues with it. I know you don't use "fruit products", but you should be able to hold your finger on the "like" icon which will bring up the other options.

 

[57575757575757]

I have no issues with it. I know you don't use "fruit products", but you should be able to hold your finger on the "like" icon which will bring up the other options.

Nope, only gives like and if I push too much, get the copy file, etc. crap.

Strange

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Nope, only gives like and if I push too much, get the copy file, etc. crap.

Strange

Occasionally that happens with my iphone as well. I sometimes have to do it a couple of times. Aggravating as hell, but it does work.

 

[Nod4Eight]

Nope, only gives like and if I push too much, get the copy file, etc. crap.

Strange

I tell ya, its your damned Jitterbug.

 

[pooods]

Naked and laughing beats naked and afraid


Ooops, sorry, promised to not discuss our sex life again

if i was referring to my sex life it would be “naked and confused”

 

[57575757575757]

I tell ya, its your damned Jitterbug.

Effn recent update apparently essed it up. Did a hard restart and I'm back in the game

 

[Hard2Bluff]

... "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a small sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but at least I got to sleep with a hot 25-year-old blonde every night.

Now, we have a nice house, nice cars, big king size bed and plasma screen TV, but now I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and she would buy me a 10-inch black & white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve mid-life crisis problems.

Reminds me of an older guy years ago that used to keep a picture of his house in his wallet to look at instead of a picture of his wife when he started getting urges.

 

[Tidergirl]

Don't be so sensitive. My husband & I have been together long enough we joke about most everything, including our sex life.

I hope I don't screw this Rodney Dangerfield quote up.
It's not like my wife and i dont love each other, We want to have sex w/ each other. Problem is everytime we get naked together cant stop laughing.