Ranking all P5 team mascots

[Blackshirts Blvd]

Not counting pet mascots... because they don't count. Fight me.


Some of these schools don't even have mascots....

Anyway, let's get started.

PAC
1. Utah
2. Oregon
3. USC
4. Colorado
5. Arizona
6. UCLA
7. Oregon St
8. Washington
9. Arizona St
10. Washington St
11. Cal
12. Stanford

Big 12
1. TCU
2. K-State
3. UCF
4. Baylor
5. Iowa St
6. Oklahoma
7. Texas
8. Kansas
9. BYU
10. West Virginia
11. Houston
12. Texas Tech
13. Cincinnati
14. Oklahoma St

ACC
1. Florida St
2. Miami
3. North Carolina
4. Louisville
5. BC
6. Duke
7. NC St
8. Virginia
9. Clemson
10. Pitt
11. Va Tech
12. Notre Dame
13. Georgia Tech
14. Wake Forest
15. Syracuse

SEC
1. Georgia
2. South Carolina
3. Ole Miss (preferrably the Landshark)
4. LSU
5. Florida
6. Tennessee
7. Auburn
8. Vandy
9. Mizzou
10. Alabama
11. Arkansas
12. Mississippi St
13. Kentucky
14. A&M - no mascots having bitches


B1G
1. Michigan St
2. Minnesota
3. Nebraska (Herbie, NOT Lil Red)
4. Iowa
5. Rugters
6. Wisconsin
7. Ohio St
8. Purdue
9. Northwestern
10. Maryland
11. Penn St
12. Illinois
13. Michigan
14. Indiana

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Oregon pays Disney via a licensing agreement because they are too retarded to come up with their own mascot.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

 

[Blackshirts Blvd]

Oregon pays Disney via a licensing agreement because they are too retarded to come up with their own mascot.

They pay for their mascot?

TBF, the best Duck design from Disney isn't even Oregon if that's the case.

Mighty Ducks for the win.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Not counting pet mascots... because they don't count. Fight me.

BOOM, bitch. UGA XI making a statement. He looks hungry. His name is "Boom". I kid you not.

 

[MarineUKFan]

BOOM, bitch. UGA XI making a statement. He looks hungry. His name is "Boom". I kid you not.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

In the human world, assaulting a senior citizen is a felony....even if you are a just a steak that didn't make the cut because you weren't worth eating.

 

[TechRaiderRider]

the dude with a couple
sawed-off shotguns
aughta be bit higher -

just sayin...

 

[Hard2Bluff]

BOOM, bitch. UGA XI making a statement. He looks hungry. His name is "Boom". I kid you not.

He definitely does have an insatiable appetite for sniffing butts as evidenced in the video.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Not counting pet mascots... because they don't count. Fight me.


Some of these schools don't even have mascots....

Anyway, let's get started.

PAC
1. Utah
2. Oregon
3. USC
4. Colorado
5. Arizona
6. UCLA
7. Oregon St
8. Washington
9. Arizona St
10. Washington St
11. Cal
12. Stanford

Big 12
1. TCU
2. K-State
3. UCF
4. Baylor
5. Iowa St
6. Oklahoma
7. Texas
8. Kansas
9. BYU
10. West Virginia
11. Houston
12. Texas Tech
13. Cincinnati
14. Oklahoma St

ACC
1. Florida St
2. Miami
3. North Carolina
4. Louisville
5. BC
6. Duke
7. NC St
8. Virginia
9. Clemson
10. Pitt
11. Va Tech
12. Notre Dame
13. Georgia Tech
14. Wake Forest
15. Syracuse

SEC
1. Georgia
2. South Carolina
3. Ole Miss (preferrably the Landshark)
4. LSU
5. Florida
6. Tennessee
7. Auburn
8. Vandy
9. Mizzou
10. Alabama
11. Arkansas
12. Mississippi St
13. Kentucky
14. A&M - no mascots having bitches


B1G
1. Michigan St
2. Minnesota
3. Nebraska (Herbie, NOT Lil Red)
4. Iowa
5. Rugters
6. Wisconsin
7. Ohio St
8. Purdue
9. Northwestern
10. Maryland
11. Penn St
12. Illinois
13. Michigan
14. Indiana

 

[Blackshirts Blvd]

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Bruh... ya boy looks like a gay spin class instructor. He's probably a Peloton trainer.

 

[Blackshirts Blvd]

BOOM, bitch. UGA XI making a statement. He looks hungry. His name is "Boom". I kid you not.

 

[MarineUKFan]

Bruh... ya boy looks like a gay spin class instructor. He's probably a Peloton trainer.

 

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