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I should give you a ban just for using the seagulls phrase!Phat Stacks! Now you the boss... be all gangster like...
OldDevilDawg
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She was in a wreck. Got rear-ended by a teenage girl. She was stopped, waiting to turn left across traffic into our driveway when the girl hit her at 65mph+. Totaled her car and put her in the hospital for 4 days with a broke rib, broke nose, broke vertebrae in her neck, and a bad concussion. She still having issues, but back working.
My arm.......I got hit with a 6lb sledgehammer at work.....by a big ole boy......that was swinging it with both hands. Hurt like a sumbitch.
LyquidMetal
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Damn dude. What did you do to bring on the negative waves? Root for Ga Tech or something.
Good luck with recovery.
Tidergirl
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I told @TechRaiderRider if tort shows, I sport the tt logo for 30 days. Tl and ui joined some other board about the same time. I'm betting a little minx has got got'em. He was a little younger than you old bastards.
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Yeah and.... your point. It's in our nature
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Damn dude, sorry to hear that. Glad she’s somewhat recovered. Wtf @ that girl, was she texting or what?
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Ok so. In July I went to Florida for my friend’s bachelor party weekend.
Friday night we want to a club, and this blonde cougar (estimated age: mid 40s. I’m 32, for reference) with big fake teddies was impressed with my terrible dancing, and we got to talking, and she gave me her number and said maybe we can meet up again tomorrow. Saturday evening we (the bachelor party crew) had dinner and some drinks in CWB and then headed back to Dunedin which is where our hotel is (few miles up) so I text her asking where she’s at. She says she’s back at the same club.
My crew asks me where she is (they seem fully invested at this point so they’re willing to go wherever I say). I tell them the same club, but we don’t have to go there, the bachelor should decide! I’ll roll with whatever. Bachelor says yep we’re going back there to find Nappy’s cougar. so now I can’t argue that.
We get there and I find her and we get drinks, dance more, having a good time, she was grabbing my junk at some points and saying we should get outta here. I ask her if she has her own room cause I’m sharing one with two dudes. But nope, she’s also sharing with her friends. So we decide we’ll just go get another room. We Uber to her group’s hotel, intending to do so.
Assuming there’s a room available we figure it should be simple, go to front desk and reserve a room. But no. Night manager says they reboot their system worldwide every Saturday night from 11pm-4am, so they can’t book rooms in that window unless we try calling their like... global phone number and getting a rep to override the system?
Which is absolutely baffling. But we sit in the lobby trying to get on the line with someone. On hold for a while, then a lady picks up and we try to do that. She’s seeing a room available but has to try to override the system. We then had that rep talking to the night manager using my phone and everything. But she wasn’t able to get a booking through. Coug is super pissed, and goes on and on about what kind of way is this to run a global business, if there’s a room available how the hell should we not be able to just pay the front desk and take it. Which is true. So baffling and ridiculous but still I’m tryna keep tensions down so I’m being nice about it since she was being angry
We sit back down in the lobby away from the desk for a bit to try to calm down and figure something else out
She’s like “I dunno... I think your luck’s running out buddy. I don’t know what else we can do”
At this point I have to piss from all the beer so I go in the hotel bathroom
And she follows me in there... says hmm this looks alright
I’m like hey I really do have to piss though lol
So she goes to the women’s bathroom but then comes back. And well. Things quickly escalated and we shagged rotten in this hotel’s bathroom
Get dressed back up and she said I’ll go down the elevator and you go separately down the stairs (which I have to go back through the lobby for), I’ll meet you out there to say bye.
I walk back through the lobby. Night manager is on the phone, sees me and says on the phone “here he is right now” and then “SIR” to me
I say yes?
“Where’s your girlfriend?”
“She went downstairs and left”
“I know what you were doing there. I know you were having sex in the bathroom. I’m on the phone with the police right now”
(Btw she actually hadn’t gone downstairs yet, she was still in the hallway listening, in my peripheral vision but not visible to night manager)
I freeze a bit, have a big “oh shit.” Moment. And idr exactly what i said then but something like IM SORRY?? Let’s not do that, can I just go?? I’m sorry
And she says “get out of here now. Leave and never come back to my hotel.”
And I said
Ok. And I rush down the stairs and out
And I was unclear whether she was still having the police come out or if she was gonna drop it as long as I left that second. But I wasn’t sticking around to find out.
And because that was unclear to me I didn’t go out to the well lit major road the hotel was on, I fucking booked it and took off onto some side streets
Not knowing if there might be a squad car out there looking for me cause I also heard her say on the phone “he’s in a blue shirt” lol
I got into some residential neighborhood and found a dark spot to hide out in a few minutes so I could text the chick and be like yeah that happened, you need to get back to your room and not come out
(Night manager had no idea she was already staying there with a group)
I’m just like leave out the side tomorrow and don’t go anywhere near the lobby lol
Meanwhile I’m still fleeing through these neighborhoods like im on cops or some shit, trying to get my bearings and figure out what i should do. Wasn’t sure if I should try to walk back to my hotel (think it was like 3 miles) or get an Uber. I get several blocks deep into this suburbia and wait a few minutes to make sure there’s no sign of a cop car around. I order an Uber
And I’m still paranoid so I watch the car on my map, making sure that the car turning the corner is that one so I don’t jump out to find a cop car
I kind of hide in someone’s yard til he comes. But Also trying not to act suspicious and tip off the driver that I may or may not be fleeing from the fuzz lol
I get in and try to act as casual as possible. And this driver was the conversational type so I’m just kinda nervously like NOPE NOTHiNG REMARKABLE ABOUT MY NIGHT REALLY, HOW ARE YOU
He’s on about drunk people who don’t know when to call it quits for the night and just go home. I’m like yeah haha they’re stupid, I wouldn’t know anything about that!
But yeah he got me back and I got in my room, no sign of cops. I text her to let her know and check on her, she said she got back safely in her room. The end
LyquidMetal
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Well hell there Nappy. I was expecting some kinda brawl for all or an orgy that tore up a coupla rooms or something. That's all? Good grief, with the way people act and esp in Fl they lose it over a hookup in the bathroom? But, you had a bit of fun, so whatever.
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you broke your arm? I guess that'll teach you to dry hump his leg.... You are as bad as mini me and the "Giant Laser"
Proud_Okie
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Outfuckingstanding story. Well done.Ok so. In July I went to Florida for my friend’s bachelor party weekend.
Friday night we want to a club, and this blonde cougar (estimated age: mid 40s. I’m 32, for reference) with big fake teddies was impressed with my terrible dancing, and we got to talking, and she gave me her number and said maybe we can meet up again tomorrow. Saturday evening we (the bachelor party crew) had dinner and some drinks in CWB and then headed back to Dunedin which is where our hotel is (few miles up) so I text her asking where she’s at. She says she’s back at the same club.
My crew asks me where she is (they seem fully invested at this point so they’re willing to go wherever I say). I tell them the same club, but we don’t have to go there, the bachelor should decide! I’ll roll with whatever. Bachelor says yep we’re going back there to find Nappy’s cougar. so now I can’t argue that.
We get there and I find her and we get drinks, dance more, having a good time, she was grabbing my junk at some points and saying we should get outta here. I ask her if she has her own room cause I’m sharing one with two dudes. But nope, she’s also sharing with her friends. So we decide we’ll just go get another room. We Uber to her group’s hotel, intending to do so.
Assuming there’s a room available we figure it should be simple, go to front desk and reserve a room. But no. Night manager says they reboot their system worldwide every Saturday night from 11pm-4am, so they can’t book rooms in that window unless we try calling their like... global phone number and getting a rep to override the system?
Which is absolutely baffling. But we sit in the lobby trying to get on the line with someone. On hold for a while, then a lady picks up and we try to do that. She’s seeing a room available but has to try to override the system. We then had that rep talking to the night manager using my phone and everything. But she wasn’t able to get a booking through. Coug is super pissed, and goes on and on about what kind of way is this to run a global business, if there’s a room available how the hell should we not be able to just pay the front desk and take it. Which is true. So baffling and ridiculous but still I’m tryna keep tensions down so I’m being nice about it since she was being angry
We sit back down in the lobby away from the desk for a bit to try to calm down and figure something else out
She’s like “I dunno... I think your luck’s running out buddy. I don’t know what else we can do”
At this point I have to piss from all the beer so I go in the hotel bathroom
And she follows me in there... says hmm this looks alright
I’m like hey I really do have to piss though lol
So she goes to the women’s bathroom but then comes back. And well. Things quickly escalated and we shagged rotten in this hotel’s bathroom
Get dressed back up and she said I’ll go down the elevator and you go separately down the stairs (which I have to go back through the lobby for), I’ll meet you out there to say bye.
I walk back through the lobby. Night manager is on the phone, sees me and says on the phone “here he is right now” and then “SIR” to me
I say yes?
“Where’s your girlfriend?”
“She went downstairs and left”
“I know what you were doing there. I know you were having sex in the bathroom. I’m on the phone with the police right now”
(Btw she actually hadn’t gone downstairs yet, she was still in the hallway listening, in my peripheral vision but not visible to night manager)
I freeze a bit, have a big “oh shit.” Moment. And idr exactly what i said then but something like IM SORRY?? Let’s not do that, can I just go?? I’m sorry
And she says “get out of here now. Leave and never come back to my hotel.”
And I said
Ok. And I rush down the stairs and out
And I was unclear whether she was still having the police come out or if she was gonna drop it as long as I left that second. But I wasn’t sticking around to find out.
And because that was unclear to me I didn’t go out to the well lit major road the hotel was on, I fucking booked it and took off onto some side streets
Not knowing if there might be a squad car out there looking for me cause I also heard her say on the phone “he’s in a blue shirt” lol
I got into some residential neighborhood and found a dark spot to hide out in a few minutes so I could text the chick and be like yeah that happened, you need to get back to your room and not come out
(Night manager had no idea she was already staying there with a group)
I’m just like leave out the side tomorrow and don’t go anywhere near the lobby lol
Meanwhile I’m still fleeing through these neighborhoods like im on cops or some shit, trying to get my bearings and figure out what i should do. Wasn’t sure if I should try to walk back to my hotel (think it was like 3 miles) or get an Uber. I get several blocks deep into this suburbia and wait a few minutes to make sure there’s no sign of a cop car around. I order an Uber
And I’m still paranoid so I watch the car on my map, making sure that the car turning the corner is that one so I don’t jump out to find a cop car
I kind of hide in someone’s yard til he comes. But Also trying not to act suspicious and tip off the driver that I may or may not be fleeing from the fuzz lol
I get in and try to act as casual as possible. And this driver was the conversational type so I’m just kinda nervously like NOPE NOTHiNG REMARKABLE ABOUT MY NIGHT REALLY, HOW ARE YOU
He’s on about drunk people who don’t know when to call it quits for the night and just go home. I’m like yeah haha they’re stupid, I wouldn’t know anything about that!
But yeah he got me back and I got in my room, no sign of cops. I text her to let her know and check on her, she said she got back safely in her room. The end
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I'm a lover not a fighter baby
OldDevilDawg
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Got Dang I miss those days.Ok so. In July I went to Florida for my friend’s bachelor party weekend.
Friday night we want to a club, and this blonde cougar (estimated age: mid 40s. I’m 32, for reference) with big fake teddies was impressed with my terrible dancing, and we got to talking, and she gave me her number and said maybe we can meet up again tomorrow. Saturday evening we (the bachelor party crew) had dinner and some drinks in CWB and then headed back to Dunedin which is where our hotel is (few miles up) so I text her asking where she’s at. She says she’s back at the same club.
My crew asks me where she is (they seem fully invested at this point so they’re willing to go wherever I say). I tell them the same club, but we don’t have to go there, the bachelor should decide! I’ll roll with whatever. Bachelor says yep we’re going back there to find Nappy’s cougar. so now I can’t argue that.
We get there and I find her and we get drinks, dance more, having a good time, she was grabbing my junk at some points and saying we should get outta here. I ask her if she has her own room cause I’m sharing one with two dudes. But nope, she’s also sharing with her friends. So we decide we’ll just go get another room. We Uber to her group’s hotel, intending to do so.
Assuming there’s a room available we figure it should be simple, go to front desk and reserve a room. But no. Night manager says they reboot their system worldwide every Saturday night from 11pm-4am, so they can’t book rooms in that window unless we try calling their like... global phone number and getting a rep to override the system?
Which is absolutely baffling. But we sit in the lobby trying to get on the line with someone. On hold for a while, then a lady picks up and we try to do that. She’s seeing a room available but has to try to override the system. We then had that rep talking to the night manager using my phone and everything. But she wasn’t able to get a booking through. Coug is super pissed, and goes on and on about what kind of way is this to run a global business, if there’s a room available how the hell should we not be able to just pay the front desk and take it. Which is true. So baffling and ridiculous but still I’m tryna keep tensions down so I’m being nice about it since she was being angry
We sit back down in the lobby away from the desk for a bit to try to calm down and figure something else out
She’s like “I dunno... I think your luck’s running out buddy. I don’t know what else we can do”
At this point I have to piss from all the beer so I go in the hotel bathroom
And she follows me in there... says hmm this looks alright
I’m like hey I really do have to piss though lol
So she goes to the women’s bathroom but then comes back. And well. Things quickly escalated and we shagged rotten in this hotel’s bathroom
Get dressed back up and she said I’ll go down the elevator and you go separately down the stairs (which I have to go back through the lobby for), I’ll meet you out there to say bye.
I walk back through the lobby. Night manager is on the phone, sees me and says on the phone “here he is right now” and then “SIR” to me
I say yes?
“Where’s your girlfriend?”
“She went downstairs and left”
“I know what you were doing there. I know you were having sex in the bathroom. I’m on the phone with the police right now”
(Btw she actually hadn’t gone downstairs yet, she was still in the hallway listening, in my peripheral vision but not visible to night manager)
I freeze a bit, have a big “oh shit.” Moment. And idr exactly what i said then but something like IM SORRY?? Let’s not do that, can I just go?? I’m sorry
And she says “get out of here now. Leave and never come back to my hotel.”
And I said
Ok. And I rush down the stairs and out
And I was unclear whether she was still having the police come out or if she was gonna drop it as long as I left that second. But I wasn’t sticking around to find out.
And because that was unclear to me I didn’t go out to the well lit major road the hotel was on, I fucking booked it and took off onto some side streets
Not knowing if there might be a squad car out there looking for me cause I also heard her say on the phone “he’s in a blue shirt” lol
I got into some residential neighborhood and found a dark spot to hide out in a few minutes so I could text the chick and be like yeah that happened, you need to get back to your room and not come out
(Night manager had no idea she was already staying there with a group)
I’m just like leave out the side tomorrow and don’t go anywhere near the lobby lol
Meanwhile I’m still fleeing through these neighborhoods like im on cops or some shit, trying to get my bearings and figure out what i should do. Wasn’t sure if I should try to walk back to my hotel (think it was like 3 miles) or get an Uber. I get several blocks deep into this suburbia and wait a few minutes to make sure there’s no sign of a cop car around. I order an Uber
And I’m still paranoid so I watch the car on my map, making sure that the car turning the corner is that one so I don’t jump out to find a cop car
I kind of hide in someone’s yard til he comes. But Also trying not to act suspicious and tip off the driver that I may or may not be fleeing from the fuzz lol
I get in and try to act as casual as possible. And this driver was the conversational type so I’m just kinda nervously like NOPE NOTHiNG REMARKABLE ABOUT MY NIGHT REALLY, HOW ARE YOU
He’s on about drunk people who don’t know when to call it quits for the night and just go home. I’m like yeah haha they’re stupid, I wouldn’t know anything about that!
But yeah he got me back and I got in my room, no sign of cops. I text her to let her know and check on her, she said she got back safely in her room. The end
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i never heard from him -
he hasn't posted at the hoop
in months -
you can sport the dubT
this weekend tho -
we'll need all the help we can get
in norman
agst those damn land thieves -
guns up!
Tidergirl
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I might sport the 2t. But I'll be pulling for Jalen. This could work out.
TT 84
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TechRaiderRider
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i'd like to think we could score that high -
hell, i'd like to think
we could score in the 40s
like prior years -
new coach and new offensive philosophy
plus losin the startin qb -
prob will be a painful game to watch,
but i'll still be pullin for our kids -
wreck em!
OldDevilDawg
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This right here is why we have all gotten to know and respect each other.
Wreck Em, and GO DAWGS!!!
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