See this is what had happend

[Tidergirl]

Oldest daughter has county volleyball tourny today so i took off from work. I was still up at my normal 3am time. How'd I get there 1you ask? Internal clock? Not this time. Headache? Kinda, sorta. About 11pm im about out and boom, brain buster. Hubby out no reason to keep him up. Then it hits me, this is a fact. Sex actually helps relieve the pain. So i commence to have my way with hubby, and sometime during this and that, i shout" fuck me", me headaches gone. Guess what goung from wanting to jump in front of a bus, to bliss. I kick it into overdrive, ok fast foward. Lets remember 1 thing that triggers these braindusters, is getting really hot and sweaty. As im say catching my breath oh no, i have got rid of 1 headache now here comes the rebound. And I've been up ever since. Rebound headache is gone now as well. But no sleep. Ok if you didnt enjoy my incoherent babbling story, idgaf. Hope you guys have a great day. We are leaving in 15 minutes.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

I've read Penthouse Forum stories that sucked in comparison. Thanks.

 

[Bama Believer]

Goddamn my cigarette taste good now,

 

[tinp]

Congratulations on the intercourse.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Congrats on the sex?

FIFY

 

[tinp]

I am sniffing a stranger's butt right now

fixed it for YOU!

 

[OldDevilDawg]

fixed it for YOU!

Actually I was humping a stranger's leg, but you get an "E" for effort.

 

[Tidergirl]

I've read Penthouse Forum stories that sucked in comparison. Thanks.

A couple if years ago, i wouldnt have dared to post something like this. I think its safe to say I came out of my shell a bit. Everything in the OP is true. Hell i think that's why i found it so damn funny.

 

[tinp]

Pictures or it did not occur.

 

[Tidergirl]

Pictures or it did not occur.

I swear to Gog after said incident, i actually took a pic bc I knew some smartass would post "pics blah blah blah
I had to rush out the door and forgot to post pic. Oh but wait, i forgot about technology just as i forgot to post pic.
.

 

[Proud_Okie]

 

[Tidergirl]

Congratulations on the intercourse.

Sure as hell better than that cock tease of E sex you claimed to have had.

 

[tinp]

Sure as hell better than that cock tease of E sex you claimed to have had.

Give me 29 seconds, I'm stroking it to Chelsea Handler's tits right meow.

 

[Tidergirl]

I swear to Gog after said incident, i actually took a pic bc I knew some smartass would post "pics blah blah blah
I had to rush out the door and forgot to post pic. Oh but wait, i forgot about technology just as i forgot to post pic.
.

Very unflattering pic btw, damn truth hurts , sorry guys. Thought about boobs, but didnt want to get nuked.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Rookie of the year campaign just got more interesting.

 

[Tidergirl]

Still got 40 minutes until volleyball game. So i stayed in car to get some rest. Then started clowning with you rejects. Now rest is out of the question
My left eye feels like it's going to explode. Hubby is already in the gym. If someone would please go in there and tell him to come to the car please. I need some relief. If you complete said task, forget pics or didn't happen ill let you watch. Jezus, i know i deserve a bunch of shit for what I've done, but this is fucking out of gd bounds. Fuck

 

[LSUdude]

Harder than a diamond in an ice storm right now

 

[OldDevilDawg]

I swear to Gog after said incident, i actually took a pic bc I knew some smartass would post "pics blah blah blah
I had to rush out the door and forgot to post pic. Oh but wait, i forgot about technology just as i forgot to post pic.
.

I fucking love you, man!!!

 

[Tidergirl]

Harder than a diamond in an ice storm right now

I'm hurting so bad right now, i would suck start a revolver.

 

[Tidergirl]

I fucking love you, man!!!

Watch your mouth scrappy doo