the Bacon Done-ness vote

[Bama Believer]

I'm 2 to 3,,

 

[CowpokeU]

1.5 and no higher

 

[Nod4Eight]

Ends and pieces for me...

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Correct answer is “BACON”!!!!!!!!
I prefer 3, but... BACON!!!!!!

 

[OldDevilDawg]

4.

I like it crunchy, not chewy.

 

[tOSU]

3-4 can’t stand limp bacon.

 

[Bama Believer]

Ends and pieces for me...

That looks awesome,, thick as country ham.. I'd eat it.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

That looks awesome,, thick as country ham.. I'd eat it.

He cooked that shit for me for breakfast one morning while at his place. From one of the pigs he raised. Pure awesomeness.

 

[catlanta33]

Baking to 4 or 5 right now. Chicks don't like soft bacon.

 

[tOSU]

Baking to 4 or 5 right now. Chicks don't like soft bacon.

I did not realize that you're a chick although it does explain a lot.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

I did not realize that you're a chick although it does explain a lot.

Be careful that you don't get catfished. Just sayin....

 

[tOSU]

Be careful that you don't get catfished. Just sayin....

I've been spayed or neutered.

 

[catlanta33]

I has soft bacon. ☹

 

[OldDevilDawg]

I has soft bacon. ☹

Put it back in the microwave for 3 more minutes.

 

[cfbmemes_]

I'm 2 to 3,,

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I like my bacon like I like my steak. Rare.

 

[DieSonneTeufeln]

You slobs eat bacon?!! You probably wear underwear too.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

You slobs eat bacon?!! You probably wear underwear too.

Wait a gogdamned minute. Are you some kinda PETA sympathizer? You like chicks that don't shave their armpits don't you, you sick bastard?

 

[DieSonneTeufeln]

Wait a gogdamned minute. Are you some kinda PETA sympathizer? You like chicks that don't shave their armpits don't you, you sick bastard?

Hey, fat girls fuck and love to go down!! Remember Spinal Taps hit “The bigger the waistband, the deeper the quicksand”??

 

[TechRaiderRider]

Hey, fat girls fuck and love to go down!! Remember Spinal Taps hit “The bigger the waistband, the deeper the quicksand”??

talk about mud flaps
my girls got em -.

 

[Bama Believer]

You slobs eat bacon?!! You probably wear underwear too.

well duh,, you ever tried cooking bacon nekkid