the Bacon Done-ness vote

[DieSonneTeufeln]

well duh,, you ever tried cooking bacon nekkid

Hell no! I gotta protect every inch I got!

 

[OldDevilDawg]

well duh,, you ever tried cooking bacon nekkid

I do it all the time. Pain don't hurt.

 

[Snoophawg]

I like the fat chewy but the meat done. So 2.5 to 3 and it has to be thick sliced bacon. I wont buy the cheap shit that shrivel up.

 

[cogarboy]

3–4

 

[tOSU]

Hell no! I gotta protect every inch I got!

An inch longer and I'd be a king. An inch shorter I'd be a queen.

 

[Copejunkie]

2 to 3 is about right

 

[DieSonneTeufeln]

An inch longer and I'd be a king. An inch shorter I'd be a queen.

Is your name Pat or Sam? Could go either way with those ya know...

 

[Nitt1300]

5

 

[Nod4Eight]

Put it back in the microwave for 3 more minutes.

Blasphemy!

 

[Nod4Eight]

You slobs eat bacon?!! You probably wear underwear too.

Never.

 

[Nod4Eight]

Hell no! I gotta protect every inch I got!

I got burn scars on Lower Nod.

 

[DieSonneTeufeln]

I got burn scars on Lower Nod.

Yeah yeah, how low??

 

[Nod4Eight]

Yeah yeah, how low??

Somewhere around my knees

 

[PSUTE]

3-4 looks about right. I'm with @Snoophawg on the way I like it...

 

[Bamaklingon]

3-4

 

[CouchOnFire]

Correct answer is “BACON”!!!!!!!!
I prefer 3, but... BACON!!!!!!

/Thread!
However, 4 is also looking good.

 

[tinp]

4-5 or my name isn't Chris P.

 

[cogarboy]

 

[cogarboy]

 

[Bullitt08]

3-4. Do not do limp or crunchy bacon. Something that good has to be done right.