the fuq Utah?

[tinp]

 

[OldDevilDawg]

How tha hell are you gonna get them co-eds drunk with that kind of bullshit?

 

[Nod4Eight]

Don't go to Utah bars if you plan on getting drunk. Hell, I think they still have that 3.2% ABV beer there. Plus you need a membership to get in the bar, either that or have a member sponsor you. They got some fucked up drinking laws there.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Don't go to Utah bars if you plan on getting drunk. Hell, I think they still have that 3.2% ABV beer there. Plus you need a membership to get in the bar, either that or have a member sponsor you. They got some fucked up drinking laws there.

Hell, I can't drink fast enough to get drunk off of that water.

 

[tinp]

"Barkeep? - leave the bottle"

 

[Big 8 Rules]

Need to get Randy Taylor on the case.

 

[tinp]

Need to get Randy Taylor on the case.

Never heard of her.

 

[Big 8 Rules]

Never heard of her.

Jimmy Dean guy.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Jimmy Dean guy.

Forgive him. He's really slow. Prolly lack of blood to his brain.

 

[Big 8 Rules]

Forgive him. He's really slow. Prolly lack of blood to his brain.

He’s 4 ounces shy of a full sausage roll.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

He’s 4 ounces shy of a full sausage roll.

He's got the full 12 ounces, he's just missing that plastic wrap that holds it together.

 

[oldyarddog]

I kind of like Baja Mexico standards. If you can see over the bar they will serve you.

 

[PSUTE]

Sucks, but not as bad as it used to be:

Can you buy full strength beer in Utah?
Full-strength beer, 4% and up to 12% is sold in some bars and restaurants and the state owned liquor stores. ... on tap, or draft beer as it is known in Salt Lake's bars and restaurants is only 3.2% or less. You can also buy full-strength bottled beer at state liquor stores (see addresses below) .

 

[Bama Believer]

Damn, yall cross state lines for beer,, we cross em for lotto tix ..

 

[Nod4Eight]

Damn, yall cross state lines for beer,, we cross em for lotto tix ..

Utah crosses State lines for lotto tickets as well. One of Idaho's best selling stores as far as lotto tickets is right at the border of Utah.

 

[Utahute]

Well we raised it up to 4.2 so it’s a little better,

 

[tinp]

Well we raised it up to 4.2 so it’s a little better,

Hi......What's a "hute" ?

 

[Utahute]

Hi......What's a "hute" ?

Half an Indian. The one with the feather not the dot!

 

[tinp]

Half an Indian. The one with the feather not the dot!

My fren @CowpokeU Is an Indian & a half....

 

[Panabama]

He’s 4 ounces shy of a full sausage roll.

He’s 2.5 inches away from being a woman.