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[Big 8 Rules]

How much beer should I drink before bed time?

Enough to fall asleep, not enough to piss the bed.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Enough to fall asleep, not enough to piss the bed.

You know when you had enough beer? "You got some left over when you wake up in the morning."

 

[Bama Believer]

 

[oldyarddog]

I guess I am somewhat lucky. When my head hits the pillow I am out with no interruption. Doesn’t hurt that I can’t hear, but even then they use to call my dad Rip Van Winkle at the firehouse. Guess I inherited that.

 

[tOSU]

I guess I am somewhat lucky. When my head hits the pillow I am out with no interruption. Doesn’t hurt that I can’t hear, but even then they use to call my dad Rip Van Winkle at the firehouse. Guess I inherited that.

Just curious but do you love your wife even more now?

 

[oldyarddog]

Just curious but do you love your wife even more now?

Ha, take my word for it, she still communicates anger towards me and I can read it in her body language. I know when I’m in trouble

 

[PSUTE]

Yeah. All of the above. Add in the last 4 years of swing shift. Now, I sleep about 2 hours at a time. Day or night....doesn't matter. I was hoping that staying on dayshift would change that, but 3 months in, still no change. I was hoping it was just my "circadian rhythm" being fucked up, but apparently not.

Sounds like me, sleep like a baby, up every 2 hours crying

Getting old is not for the faint of heart !

Or for the weak...

 

[Bama Believer]

Good Morning,, up at the butt crack of dawn again..

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Good morning everyone!

 

[ALADAMYA]

 

[Copejunkie]

Morning all. Drivers ed started at 6:15 today, daughter wasn't very happy.

 

[ALADAMYA]

Morning all. Drivers ed started at 6:15 today, daughter wasn't very happy.

 

[cogarboy]

Good morning Friends!

 

[oldyarddog]

Good morning crew.

 

[tOSU]

Ha, take my word for it, she still communicates anger towards me and I can read it in her body language. I know when I’m in trouble

One of my nephews was visiting a couple of months ago and when my wife left the room he looked at me and said she talks a lot.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

One of my nephews was visiting a couple of months ago and when my wife left the room he looked at me and said she talks a lot.

I’ve been known to piss mine off on purpose just so she would leave me the hell alone! I don’t recommend this strategy for the record...

 

[PSUTE]

'Mornin all. Noon came early...

 

[Bama Believer]

 

[Bama Believer]

Up again,, before the alarm went off.. Good Morning Everybody,,

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Up again,, before the alarm went off.. Good Morning Everybody,,

Good morning!