The OFFICIAL Florida News thread

[Hard2Bluff]

HIM DIN DO NUFFIN!

 

[AlaskaGuy]

‘Island Boys’ rapper Franky Venegas arrested in Florida on gun, drug charges

"Island Boys" rapper Franky Venegas, also known by his stage name Kodiyakredd, was arrested during a traffic stop in Florida on gun and drug charges.

www.foxnews.com

He should be fined for that hair doo.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

He should be fined for that hair doo.

Id love to see photos of his/their parents.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Man named Cocaine accused of assaulting Subway employees for their ‘bad attitudes’

A man in Florida is accused of assaulting employees at a Subway restaurant over their “bad attitudes.”

www.wkyt.com

 

[Shower Fart]

Man named Cocaine accused of assaulting Subway employees for their ‘bad attitudes’

A man in Florida is accused of assaulting employees at a Subway restaurant over their “bad attitudes.”

www.wkyt.com

Seems reasonable!

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Video in link

https://x.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1913330096544403901

 

[Tenn"cock]

Video in link

https://x.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1913330096544403901

I would never open my door again if that was waiting outside.

 

[Toadman005]

I would never open my door again if that was waiting outside.

Just slightly large lizards. Chase em away with a fly swatter.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Video in link

https://x.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1913330096544403901

Hello 911? Ive got... uh never mind...

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Officials: Florida man offers alcoholic drink to deputy during vehicle chase

A Florida man is accused of stealing items from a convenience store, then offering deputies a stolen alcoholic drink while being pursued during a high-speed chase, authorities said.

www.kiro7.com

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Florida nurse caught by husband having sex with her 15-year-old stepson loses medical license: report

The 15-year-old told cops that in the week leading up to the alleged sexual encounter Yates would regularly speak to him about being “horny.”

nypost.com

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Florida woman accused of having sex with an underage boy she met at funeral

Ayla Gonzalez Salinas began messaging the boy – who was between 12 and 16 – on social media after they met at a funeral last November, according to a report.

nypost.com

 

[AlaskaGuy]

https://x.com/1Nicdar/status/1916653938872291529

A Florida plumber found a clog in a toilet. It wasn't the kind of clog you might expect! Move over Murder Hornets, we got Plumbing Pythons...

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Okay I gotta be fair, this guy was caught in FL but is from KY. Wins 167 mil Lotto, picks up check and then is arrested 2 days later...

Kentucky Powerball jackpot winner accused of kicking officer in the face

Kentucky’s highest-ever Powerball Jackpot winner was arrested Wednesday morning in Pinellas County, Florida.

www.wkyt.com

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Okay I gotta be fair, this guy was caught in FL but is from KY. Wins 167 mil Lotto, picks up check and then is arrested 2 days later...

Kentucky Powerball jackpot winner accused of kicking officer in the face

Kentucky’s highest-ever Powerball Jackpot winner was arrested Wednesday morning in Pinellas County, Florida.

www.wkyt.com

 

[Tenn"cock]

https://x.com/1Nicdar/status/1916653938872291529

A Florida plumber found a clog in a toilet. It wasn't the kind of clog you might expect! Move over Murder Hornets, we got Plumbing Pythons...

Damn have people forgotten how to use a plunger? smh callin in a plumber.

 

[Toadman005]

Damn have people forgotten how to use a plunger? smh callin in a plumber.

Seriously. I’ve shit bigger than that.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Video in link

https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/1920398265108901923

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Video in link

https://x.com/CNviolations/status/1921862915898130523