The OFFICIAL Florida News thread

[Hard2Bluff]

Figured Id start one finally after posting this:

Married couple accused of sexually assaulting family dog

A married couple has been arrested on bestiality charges, police in Florida said.

www.wkyt.com

 

[Copejunkie]

Figured Id start one finally after posting this:

Married couple accused of sexually assaulting family dog

A married couple has been arrested on bestiality charges, police in Florida said.

www.wkyt.com

 

[Hard2Bluff]

 

[Tenn"cock]

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Florida mother arrested after trying to sell 18-month-old daughter for $500, police say

A woman in Florida is facing several charges after reportedly trying to sell her baby.

www.wkyt.com

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Human feet found ‘sticking up’ out of ground in yard of home

People working on the home discovered what appeared to be human feet sticking out of the ground.

www.wkyt.com

 

[AlaskaGuy]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1770195581358743736

 

[Big 8 Rules]

Figured Id start one finally after posting this:

Married couple accused of sexually assaulting family dog

A married couple has been arrested on bestiality charges, police in Florida said.

www.wkyt.com

Need to see picture of the dog.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Need to see picture of the dog.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Need to see picture of the dog.

'Sup bitches

 

[AlaskaGuy]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1771570096772628579

 

[Hard2Bluff]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1771570096772628579

She got a hold of some of that trailer park meth.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Florida woman kidnapped neighbor's 2-year-old, refused to give her back, police say

A 52-year-old Florida woman took her neighbor's 2-year-old, locked herself and the girl inside her apartment and refused to return the toddler, police said.

komonews.com

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Florida woman kidnapped neighbor's 2-year-old, refused to give her back, police say

A 52-year-old Florida woman took her neighbor's 2-year-old, locked herself and the girl inside her apartment and refused to return the toddler, police said.

komonews.com

And the answer is

Meth

 

[Big 8 Rules]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1771570096772628579

 

[Big 8 Rules]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1771570096772628579

She looks like if Mickey Rourke and Jeremy Renner had a kid.

 

[DJ Fieri]

People of Florida.

At their local Walmart would be hilarious.

 

[Shower Fart]

I had a native Floridian blame the Florida Man phenomenon on outsiders. He specifically noted people from Ohio as culprits.

That seems like a convenient excuse, but maybe the heat makes the transplants crazy.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Florida Crime Files: Man accused of shooting roommate 10 times during argument about cats

A Florida man is accused of shooting his roommate 10 times during an argument about cats, a Florida man is accused of stabbing and punching a man during a heated religious debate, and a Walt Disney World tourist was arrested for snatching Mickey Mouse ears from a woman's head: Here's FOX 35's...

www.fox35orlando.com

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Florida woman who posed as 14-year-old to molest middle schooler faces additional child sex charges

After her first arrest, she was charged with two counts of lewd or lascivious battery and five counts of lewd or lascivious molestation.

nypost.com