The Pit of Misery: Politics and Religion

Well, shit. I really wanted to post here. But I can see this is just a thread for PawPaw to post all the dank memes he was forwarded (I would wager he uses a hotmail.com account).
 
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NASCAR Race Ends Early As Gas Gets Too Expensive For Anyone To Reach The Finish Line

KANSAS CITY, KS—It was a sad day for circle-driving fans this Sunday, as no drivers finished the race at the Kansas City Speedway. This was due to the fact that gas was simply too expensive for any racer to afford to reach the finish line.“More circles! More circles!” chanted the crowd, but all...
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KANSAS CITY, KS—It was a sad day for circle-driving fans this Sunday, as no drivers finished the race at the Kansas City Speedway. This was due to the fact that gas was simply too expensive for any racer to afford to reach the finish line.
“More circles! More circles!” chanted the crowd, but all the cars were stopped as their tanks ran out of gas, and no more circles were to be driven.
“I really wanted to finish driving the requisite number of circles,” said Kyle Larson, who was leading up until all the drivers quit. “We did some calculations during a pit stop and compared the cost of gas to the prize money, and it just wasn’t worth it. I feel like I let the fans down, but, hey, none of them were willing to chip in for gas.”
The fans did seem disappointed, and their “More circles!” chant switched to “Let’s go, Brandon!” even though whichever driver was Brandon seemed to be stopped as well.
Some drivers have asked NASCAR to compensate them for mileage driven, but Bob NASCAR, the CEO and founder of NASCAR, says they can’t do that, or they would go bankrupt. He has instead suggested that the drivers consider going electric.
 
Fuck mainstream media. There was a time when reporters reported the news. No agenda, no misinformation, no bullshit. They reported the facts, and it was up to you to draw your own conclusions based on facts! Walter Cronkite, Barbers Walkers and the like were awesome. Even if they didn’t agree, you could agree to disagree. Today it’s all agenda driven and very few facts. The facts that are reported are so buried in misinformation that you can’t determine what they are. And people eat that shit up like ice cream, never questioning the validity of what’s being shown on TV.
fuck’em.
 
RTR...USN (ret) said:
Fuck mainstream media. There was a time when reporters reported the news. No agenda, no misinformation, no bullshit. They reported the facts, and it was up to you to draw your own conclusions based on facts! Walter Cronkite, Barbers Walkers and the like were awesome. Even if they didn’t agree, you could agree to disagree. Today it’s all agenda driven and very few facts. The facts that are reported are so buried in misinformation that you can’t determine what they are. And people eat that shit up like ice cream, never questioning the validity of what’s being shown on TV.
fuck’em.
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My man.
 
RTR...USN (ret) said:
That tweet from the idiot comparing those misinformation journalists to my brothers in arms just pissed me off. Sorry for the rant.
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Sorry? You know I honestly believe journalists are THE driving catalyst of the destruction of our country and society.The MSM is, no hyperbole, evil. This little humble nugget is a tiny glimpse into the hubris of the leftist activist - can’t stand praise going to anyone when they feel it should always be about THEM!
 
I use to do press releases at my job. I would read their article later and think, I didn’t say that. They take a portion of your quote and make it sound the way they want it to.

When someone says “I’ve been misquoted,” I believe them even if it’s someone I disagree with.
 
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