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Aaron Rodgers Beats Fiancée, Murders A Few Guys On The Street So NFL Will Embrace Him Again

GREEN BAY, WI—Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers stirred up controversy last week when it was discovered that instead of taking the safe and effective Covid vaccine, like all the other NFL players, he had immunized himself by drinking a pint of Joe Rogan blood, which kills the virus...
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GREEN BAY, WI—Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers stirred up controversy last week when it was discovered that instead of taking the safe and effective Covid vaccine, like all the other NFL players, he had immunized himself by drinking a pint of Joe Rogan blood, which kills the virus within minutes and provides immunity for up to 60 years.
The former MVP tested positive for Covid last week, and the NFL promptly fined him $15,000 for "being one of those disgusting anti-vaxxers." Fortunately for Rodgers, he was quickly able to revive his friendly relationship with the NFL after smacking around his fiancé a little bit and then murdering a couple of guys outside of the Hilton on Lombardi Avenue.
"Aaron's a good guy, he really is," said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell after hearing that Rodgers had beaten his fiancé and murdered those two guys. "He'll really fit in with our league."
Colin Kaepernick reached out to Rodgers, calling him a hero, but was still disappointed in Rodgers for choosing to remain a slave. Packers head coach Matt LaFleur announced Rodgers will play on Sunday against the Seahawks, but he'll have to play while wearing a metal atmospheric diving suit to prevent any COVID spread.
 

And one of the comments:
//We are now literally living in a Monty Python sketch, funded, endorsed and enforced by our institutions, governments and police, under threat of dismissal, cancellation, prosecution, even imprisonment to disagree. You couldn’t make it up.\\
 
//Social justice activist Brittany Packnett Cunningham joins Jonathan Capehart to react to three men being convicted for Ahmaud Arbery’s murder. She also contends that conservatives are praising Kyle Rittenhouse in order "to create another statue to stand at that altar of white supremacy that they can worship and that they can learn from." \\

What we're owed?
The truth?
The truth is you sjw's and the psychotic left with their propaganda arm of the lamescreamedia are the shit stirrerers and hate mongers.

but, Darrell Brooks Jr is not something to talk about, eh?
 
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