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Gun Owners Call For Common-Sense Democrat Control

U.S. — In response to yet another Democrat shooting someone, gun owners across the country have begun to call for common-sense Democrat control.
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U.S. — In response to yet another Democrat shooting someone, gun owners across the country have begun to call for common-sense Democrat control.

"Look, we believe in the second amendment -- but keeping guns away from these idiots is just common sense," said local gun owner Stanley Hartfield. "How many people do Democrats have to shoot before we take action?"

Gun owners across the nation were appalled at the photographs from the scene of the latest incident, lambasting the dangers of letting Democrats near guns. "It's like giving a big, very dumb baby a rifle," said Hartfield. "I take that back. Unlike these bozos, a baby wouldn't put tannerite explosives on the table in front of them, right in the shrapnel zone where it could ignite and kill everyone. Look, you won't find anyone more pro-gun than me, but this is like giving a drunk puppy a hand grenade."

Gun ranges across the country have begun taking matters into their own hands, requiring all customers show proof of not being Democrat. "It pains me to do it, but I also don't want everyone to die," explained gun range owner Bill Timpson. "These Democrats come in here firing high-powered rifles, using a scope, at steel targets 13 feet away. You are absolutely guaranteed to get high-speed ricochet injuring or killing someone. I can't fix stupid."

At publishing time, gun owners made clear that Adam Kinzinger can never be allowed to touch a firearm no matter what party he says he belongs to.
 
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BREAKING: The 5th Circuit Court just ruled that ballots MUST be received by Election Day and any state laws that allow them to be received and counted after Election Day violate federal law

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING. I kid you not.

"Congress statutorily designated a singular "day for the election" of members of Congress and the appointment of presidential electors. Text, precedent, and historical practice confirm this "day for the election" is the day by which ballots must be both cast by voters and received by state officials. Because Mississippi's statute allows ballot receipt up to five days after the federal election day, it is preempted by federal law. We reverse the district court's contrary judgment and remand for further proceedings."

Because this is a decision by one of the highest courts in the nation, it impacts elections EVERYWHERE.

The joy I'm feeling right now is unbelievable. This one decision has done more to restore election integrity than anything I've ever seen. God bless the 5th Circuit.

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Ireland — A trans person in prison for 15 convictions, including threats to kill, r—pe and assault targets, was acquitted by a jury in Limerick today over more threats to kill women in the female prison where he is housed.

Barbie Kardashian, originally named Gabrielle Alejandro Gentile and from a Venezuelan migrant family, admitted to police that he threatened to r—pe two women in the prison. But the jury agreed with the defense argument that he didn't actually intend to or have the means to carry out the threats.

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Germany: Syrian “refugee” who stabbed a 4-year-old girl with "four powerful stabs" will serve no prison time

Mohamed pierced the child’s intestines and stomachs, "tearing them to shreds."

“The knife attack has nothing to do with Islamist radicalism, it was just as likely that a German man would stab a little girl,” Judge Veiko Böhm said.

Judge Böhm sentenced Mohamed to a psychiatric hospital.

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