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KRISTI NOEM: BORDER ENCOUNTERS DROP TO 200—A 15-YEAR LOW

“We just hit a 15-year low in border encounters—200 in one day, down from Biden’s 15,000.

Trump’s ads warn illegals: leave now or face permanent deportation.

We’re airing them worldwide—America’s borders are no longer open.”

Source: @RapidResponse47
 
https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1894781865116008926

This is exactly what I voted for.

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The Babylon Bee Obtained A List Of Some Of The Things Government Employees Said They Accomplished Last Week

With all of the debate raging over the Department of Government Efficiency requiring all federal employees to respond to an email with a list of things they did during the week, everyone has been left to wonder… what exactly did all of them do last week?
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With all of the debate raging over the Department of Government Efficiency requiring all federal employees to respond to an email with a list of things they did during the week, everyone has been left to wonder… what exactly did all of them do last week?

Thanks to high-ranking connections, The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of some of the things that responding government employees said they accomplished last week:

  1. Responded to this email: Following directions is a top priority.
  2. Hid in the janitor's closet from the DOGE guys: Sometimes it's best just to be honest.
  3. Completed a game of Minesweeper on the highest difficulty: This type of genius should always have a job in the federal government.
  4. Proofread a new series of instructional transsexual comic books for Guatemalan children: Changing the world is a tough job, but someone has to do it.
  5. Walked around the national park to make sure all of the trees were still there: Continual vigilance is the key.
  6. Spied on a few homeschool families: America's enemies must be watched closely.
  7. Counted all of the paper clips in the drawer: Everyone has a responsibility to minimize waste.
  8. Recorded 12 TikTok dances: Creating a lasting legacy with your work is important.
  9. Processed a scathing indictment of an 87-year-old grandmother who prayed outside an abortion clinic: Federal employees do truly heroic work.
  10. Made a comprehensive list of all things done every day: Unfortunately, the last thing done was deleting the list.
It was clearly a busy week. Every government employee obviously fills a vital and indispensable role in the daily lives of everyday Americans.
 
This kinda hits home more than people may realize. Lefties have been slowly heading this way for awhile.

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Federal Judge Declares Constitution Unconstitutional

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A federal appellate judge delivered a heavy blow to the Trump administration today, issuing a stunning ruling that the Constitution of the United States is unconstitutional.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — A federal appellate judge delivered a heavy blow to the Trump administration today, issuing a stunning ruling that the Constitution of the United States is unconstitutional.

The ruling was issued by Judge Marsha Lanning of the D.C. Circuit, who stated that the founding document of the United States was in clear violation of the Constitution.

"Something being written in the Constitution does not magically make it constitutional," read Judge Lanning as she announced the decision. "All seven articles and twenty-seven amendments of the U.S. Constitution are hereby ruled unconstitutional. No elected official shall have any power mentioned in the Constitution. That's illegal."

The Trump administration attempted to argue that the Constitution is, in fact, what makes something constitutional, but to no avail. "I've heard enough," said Judge Lanning. "Your appeals to the law are felonious. There shall be no more arguing about what is or is not allowed by the Constitution. That sort of talk is unconstitutional."

At publishing time, Judge Lanning had issued a second ruling that voters duly electing a President was a violation of democracy.
 
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