Today's Massage

[pooods]

Been having some stress/health issues over the last few months. Nothing critical just annoying. I have found a good massage helps.

Today I stop in for a 90 minute massage at this Asian place. No, not the happy ending kind of place. A real one. A little 5' woman comes out to get me, hair in a ponytail, cute, and tight. Never seen her before.

She is little so she is up on and down off the table so she can apply more pressure on my back. She has pulled my drawers down exposing my ass. After working on my back a bit, she jumps on the table straddling the back of my head and proceeded to massage my ass! I swear she was grinding my noggin. Now I have had my ass rubbed during a massage but never had this maneuver. After a few minutes of this she jumps off my noggin and proceeds to work my ass while standing on the floor. Every few moments she brushes across my crack down to my taint. There are also a couple brushes of my sack. At some point I pass-out only to wake up when she asks me to flip over.

I have never had any therapy like this. I am going back tomorrow!

 

[tinp]

I'm tellin' your mother...













....not to get you in trouble....

...i want my Mrs. Poodsy to give me the gooch smooch.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Did you get the Robert Kraft special?

 

[pooods]

Did you get the Robert Kraft special?

 

[pooods]

my ass cheeks are freaking sore today. that woman went to town.

 

[Long Time Sooner]

1. 'woman' = thai ladyboy
2. fell asleep? more like roofied.
3. ass cheek soreness is proof of debauch, not massage

 

[oldyarddog]

You had my full attention like my adolescent days of penthouse forum. Next time start it off with: “I never thought it would happen to me”

 

[OldDevilDawg]

1. 'woman' = thai ladyboy
2. fell asleep? more like roofied.
3. ass cheek soreness is proof of debauch, not massage

Only if he woke up to the smell of vasoline, though.

 

[Jeep]

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Holy shit. Stick around, bro! Good to see you!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

1. 'woman' = thai ladyboy
2. fell asleep? more like roofied.
3. ass cheek soreness is proof of debauch, not massage

That's just basic math.

 

[pooods]

look at y'all making fun of me being violated.

#metoo

 

[OldDevilDawg]

look at y'all making fun of me being violated.

#metoo

You liked it, though.

 

[pooods]

You liked it, though.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Been having some stress/health issues over the last few months. Nothing critical just annoying. I have found a good massage helps.

Today I stop in for a 90 minute massage at this Asian place. No, not the happy ending kind of place. A real one. A little 5' woman comes out to get me, hair in a ponytail, cute, and tight. Never seen her before.

She is little so she is up on and down off the table so she can apply more pressure on my back. She has pulled my drawers down exposing my ass. After working on my back a bit, she jumps on the table straddling the back of my head and proceeded to massage my ass! I swear she was grinding my noggin. Now I have had my ass rubbed during a massage but never had this maneuver. After a few minutes of this she jumps off my noggin and proceeds to work my ass while standing on the floor. Every few moments she brushes across my crack down to my taint. There are also a couple brushes of my sack. At some point I pass-out only to wake up when she asks me to flip over.

I have never had any therapy like this. I am going back tomorrow!

Did you check the back of your neck/head for a hickey?

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Did you check the back of your neck/head for a hickey?

He was dealing with a potential rape situation and that's the best you can do?

 

[pooods]

He was dealing with a potential rape situation and that's the best you can do?

@Peter Gozintite has a valid point. There could be suction marks on the back of my head after the grinding.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

@Peter Gozintite has a valid point. There could be suction marks on the back of my head after the grinding.

It's not likely a mark that you would see, and may be part of the masterminding behind the assault.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

He was dealing with a potential rape situation and that's the best you can do?

He said she was grinding, even tweaking, against his his head,and/or neck. I'm merely ensuring all bases are covered.