Trolling your woman

[Non-polygamist]

What are some good ways to get a quick rise out of her?

 

[Preacherman]

My simple existence is enough to wad her panties up

 

[LSU02]

If you get a rise, it might be that she is a he?

 

[R0D DANGERFIELD]

What are some good ways to get a quick rise out of her?

Mushroom tattoo while she’s sleeping.

 

[LSU02]

Mushroom tattoo while she’s sleeping.

 

[Non-polygamist]

Mushroom tattoo while she’s sleeping.

 

[R0D DANGERFIELD]

And there’s always the timeless classic, the Dutch oven.

 

[speedfrk]

Talking about how good her sister looks

 

[Non-polygamist]

Talking about how good her sister looks

Have you tried suggesting a three way?

 

[leatherhemet]

Habaneros in the Kim Chi

 

[Toadman005]

What are some good ways to get a quick rise out of her?

Fuck her sister.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Fuck her sister.

My 3rd wife....I tried. I tried with everything I had. I got really close one time. I hope she found out about it.

 

[septimusgreen]

Leave the toilet seat up.

 

[Non-polygamist]

I got really close

 

[OldDevilDawg]

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You are nowhere close to being as disappointed as I was.

 

[Toadman005]

My 3rd wife....I tried. I tried with everything I had. I got really close one time. I hope she found out about it.

Wait, what??

 

[midcal]

And there’s always the timeless classic, the Dutch oven.

The Tijuana Sauna hits harder

 

[oldyarddog]

Telling her who would have thought Bob, boyfriend before me who dumped her, was the smartest man alive.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Talk shit about her family when she happens to be getting along with them at the current time. And when she starts talking shit about her family, try taking up for them, that will get a rise alright.