Was I wrong?

[Panabama]

We were over at a friends house, having a few drinks. When the topic of a “Hall pass” came up. Everybody was to make a mental list of people you could have sex with and your spouse not get mad.

So my wife makes her list. Her list was:
1. Matthew McCounoghey
2. Brad Pitt
3. Jarred Leto

My list was: 3 of her friends. Was my list wrong?

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

We were over at a friends house, having a few drinks. When the topic of a “Hall pass” came up. Everybody was to make a mental list of people you could have sex with and your spouse not get mad.

So my wife makes her list. Her list was:
1. Matthew McCounoghey
2. Brad Pitt
3. Jarred Leto

My list was: 3 of her friends. Was my list wrong?

Can I have your stuff? You won't be needing it anymore. RIP...

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Who the FK is Jarred Leto?

 

[Hard2Bluff]

And were all three of her friends there that you chose? That would be bayd azz

 

[Panabama]

And were all three of her friends there that you chose? That would be bayd azz
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I’m not that stupid!

 

[Panabama]

Who the FK is Jarred Leto?

Shit, I may add him to my list!

 

[tOSU]

We were over at a friends house, having a few drinks. When the topic of a “Hall pass” came up. Everybody was to make a mental list of people you could have sex with and your spouse not get mad.

So my wife makes her list. Her list was:
1. Matthew McCounoghey
2. Brad Pitt
3. Jarred Leto

My list was: 3 of her friends. Was my list wrong?

You weren't wrong but you ain't right.

 

[TechRaiderRider]

I’m not that stupid!

so you also insulted
the ladies present
by not includin them ??

dang, you are in trouble -

 

[CouchOnFire]

Who the FK is Jarred Leto?

Some dude w/ a hot girlfriend...

 

[Hard2Bluff]

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Shit, I may add him to my list!

Looked him up. Wife said her pick would have been George Clooney in the top 3. Said eyes are weird and too close together. Hope he gets a stigmatism that would be epic.

 

[Tidergirl]

Some dude w/ a hot girlfriend...

Who says 3's a crowd???

 

[Tidergirl]

I’m not that stupid!

Well that's good to know, bc you can't fix stupid. Dumb on the other hand is forever, and i think you are leaning in that direction.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Who says 3's a crowd???

Seriously (lol, pun intended) You think he is one of the best looking guys in movies?

 

[tinp]

I'm just glad you finally took my mom off your list, OP.

 

[Tidergirl]

Seriously (lol, pun intended) You think he is one of the best looking guys in movies?

Probablly not. He's not my favorite.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Probablly not. He's not my favorite.

What about this guy?

 

[tOSU]

What about this guy?
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is the preferred material used in building a fire.

 

[tinp]

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Shit, I may add him to my list!

She looks nice

 

[Panabama]

Looked him up. Wife said her pick would have been George Clooney in the top 3. Said eyes are weird and too close together. Hope he gets a stigmatism that would be epic.

Check her phone if she comes on to you wanting sex tonight.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Check her phone if she comes on to you wanting sex tonight.

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Will do. I must have married a dude if thats true according to that pic. Just checked the kids, ovaries have produced, check. LOL