Well this is awkward.

Toadman005

Toadman005

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So you all may have noticed I’ve been a little less nice lately. A little more antagonistic. Well, the simple truth is, college football is nigh upon us. In many ways I feel like I’ve not watched CFB in truth in years, since 2019. The 2020 season was short, only half the country (the superior half) participated, and there was real world shit going down that kinda made a sport played by 18 year olds seem less important. 2021 my wife and I’d gone through lengthy IVF and she was pregnant and quite ill and I was caretaker, and last year I had a newborn and was on no sleep. So the last few years are a blur to me, I even forget Bama game outcomes and recall nothing nationally (where as I can recall specific regular season non Bama games with ease going back 17 years, etc).

So, I’m resigned to enjoying this year- and that involves talking tremendous amounts of shit. Y’all recall I could be…slightly obnoxious. That was easy and fun on Rivals, where half the people were wretched cunts. Alas, most of us here are friends….so I apologize in advance that I have no one else to troll, my friends. So expect me to be particularly combative.

You fucking pussies.
 
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Toadman005 said:
So you all may have noticed I’ve been a little less nice lately. A little more antagonistic. Well, the simple truth is, college football is nigh upon us. In many ways I feel like I’ve not watched CFB in truth in years, since 2019. The 2020 season was short, only half the country (the superior half) participated, and there was real world shit going down that kinda made a sport played by 18 year olds seem less important. 2021 my wife and I’d gone through lengthy IVF and she was pregnant and quite ill and I was caretaker, and last year I had a newborn and was on no sleep. So the last few years are a blur to me, I even forget Bama game outcomes and recall nothing nationally (where as I can recall specific regular season non Bama games with ease going back 17 years, etc).

So, I’m resigned to enjoying this year- and that involves talking tremendous amounts of shit. Y’all recall I could be…slightly obnoxious. That was easy and fun on Rivals, where half the people were wretched cunts. Alas, most of us here are friends….so I apologize in advance that I have no one else to troll, my friends. So expect me to be particularly combative.

You fucking pussies.
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Is this what you meant to say?
 
Toadman005 said:
So you all may have noticed I’ve been a little less nice lately. A little more antagonistic. Well, the simple truth is, college football is nigh upon us. In many ways I feel like I’ve not watched CFB in truth in years, since 2019. The 2020 season was short, only half the country (the superior half) participated, and there was real world shit going down that kinda made a sport played by 18 year olds seem less important. 2021 my wife and I’d gone through lengthy IVF and she was pregnant and quite ill and I was caretaker, and last year I had a newborn and was on no sleep. So the last few years are a blur to me, I even forget Bama game outcomes and recall nothing nationally (where as I can recall specific regular season non Bama games with ease going back 17 years, etc).

So, I’m resigned to enjoying this year- and that involves talking tremendous amounts of shit. Y’all recall I could be…slightly obnoxious. That was easy and fun on Rivals, where half the people were wretched cunts. Alas, most of us here are friends….so I apologize in advance that I have no one else to troll, my friends. So expect me to be particularly combative.

You fucking pussies.
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Don't sweat it, buddy... and Fuck you too.
 
Toadman005 said:
So you all may have noticed I’ve been a little less nice lately. A little more antagonistic. Well, the simple truth is, college football is nigh upon us. In many ways I feel like I’ve not watched CFB in truth in years, since 2019. The 2020 season was short, only half the country (the superior half) participated, and there was real world shit going down that kinda made a sport played by 18 year olds seem less important. 2021 my wife and I’d gone through lengthy IVF and she was pregnant and quite ill and I was caretaker, and last year I had a newborn and was on no sleep. So the last few years are a blur to me, I even forget Bama game outcomes and recall nothing nationally (where as I can recall specific regular season non Bama games with ease going back 17 years, etc).

So, I’m resigned to enjoying this year- and that involves talking tremendous amounts of shit. Y’all recall I could be…slightly obnoxious. That was easy and fun on Rivals, where half the people were wretched cunts. Alas, most of us here are friends….so I apologize in advance that I have no one else to troll, my friends. So expect me to be particularly combative.

You fucking pussies.
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Put down the white claw. It's increased your estrogen count to an unsafe level. Go to the garage and find your hammer. Hit your thumb with it twice, cuss a lot, then suck it up, chump. When you've choked down your tears, find your wife and have hard core masochistic sex. Then drink some high dollar bourbon straight.

You're welcome.
 
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