What would you do if you came into $123.9 million?

New house, New grain bins, new sheds, new cattle working facilities, Buy land. Go to Schaff Angus Valley up in North Dakota and buy their best bull next year and buy some of their cows to upgrade my cow herd. They sold the most expensive bull ever a few years ago at 1.6 million. Buy NEW machinery so I don't have to fix old stuff all the time. Go on a couple safaris and kill everything I see. I just spent it all.
 
Help my kids. Donate to worthy causes. Modest 5Mil home, 200K pool with fountain and cave add on, a few hundred aces of wooded land adjacent to a large river with private dock for my boat, helicopter pad. Warehouse to store some of my favorite muscle cars on my list. Put the rest in the bank/invest in gold/silver to keep up with the shit I just bought and not worry about bills for the rest of my life. Day trade while drunk. Throw a party for my Fq friends featuring probably a Led Zep reunion (Bonham's son can play the drums).

EDIT: Go into work shirtless with the words "BITE ME1' in bright ugly orange written on my chest.
 
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Help my kids. Donate to worthy causes. Modest 5Mil home, 200K pool with fountain and cave add on, a few hundred aces of wooded land adjacent to a large river with private dock for my boat, helicopter pad. Warehouse to store some of my favorite muscle cars on my list. Put the rest in the bank/invest in gold/silver to keep up with the shit I just bought and not worry about bills for the rest of my life. Day trade while drunk. Throw a party for my Fq friends featuring probably a Led Zep reunion (Bonham's son can play the drums).

BYOB?
 
Only @OldDevilDawg would be required to do that unless I had to track down some Keystone ICE for him. The rest of the booze would be top shelf including Pappy on me.

I'd happily share a bottle of this with you. That's some amazing bourbon.

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This particular bottle lists for $14,999. The bottle I got for a wedding gift runs about $275

[BUY] Elmer T. Lee '90th Birthday Edition' Single Barrel Sour Mash Bourbon Whiskey at CaskCartel.com

But yes, I would need to bring my own supply of Keystone Ice to chase it down. It's only fair.


To answer the OPie, I would go back to work the next morning. That ain't near enough money to pay my way out of the amount of trouble I would get into.
 
I'd happily share a bottle of this with you. That's some amazing bourbon.

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This particular bottle lists for $14,999. The bottle I got for a wedding gift runs about $275

[BUY] Elmer T. Lee '90th Birthday Edition' Single Barrel Sour Mash Bourbon Whiskey at CaskCartel.com

But yes, I would need to bring my own supply of Keystone Ice to chase it down. It's only fair.


To answer the OPie, I would go back to work the next morning. That ain't near enough money to pay my way out of the amount of trouble I would get into.
hey man -
did you try the remy martin?
what did you think about it?
 
I'd pay off my truck.
This post reminds me of 60 Minutes circa 1999 when they interviewed a bunch of ranchers including one of my cousins in western North Dakota who made it rich when they sold the mineral rights to their land to the oil companies. They asked my cousin what he was going to do with his money and he said buy a new pickup, tractor and flatbed Peterbuilt. And I was like 'wtf is with this guy? Give me that money and I'll show you how to blow it on booze, broads, and travel'.

We all know you would be headed to the Ukraine, war or not!
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I'd be hitting every poor ass country on the globe while helping the financial situation of many a hot 18 - 29 year old h00r.

pay off the old lady -
buy a mid-engine vette -
buy a place on the coast -
invest the rest,
and retire early -
Better not be just any mid engine vette ... Z06 w/carbine fiber package or gtfo.

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This post reminds me of 60 Minutes 1999 when they interviewed a bunch of ranchers including one of my cousins in western North Dakota who made it rich when they sold the oil rights to their land to the oil companies. They asked my cousin what he was going to do with his money and he said buy a new pickup, tractor and flatbed Peterbuilt. And I was like 'wtf is with this guy? Give me that money and I'll show you how to blow it on booze, broads, and travel'.


I'd be hitting every poor ass country on the globe while helping the financial situation of many a hot 18 - 29 year old h00r.


Better not be just any mid engine vette ... Z06 w/carbine fiber package or gtfo.

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As long as you have a hobby :ROFLMAO:
 
As long as you have a hobby :ROFLMAO:
The best hunting grounds atm is Columbia which is full of hot Venezuelan migrant broads giving that sh1t up for less than what it cost to buy a McDonalds Happy Meal. If there's one positive to socialism is that it made the price of pvssy dirt cheap. Kinda like crack.
 
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