Words of Wisdom / Funny quotes / etc...

iesheepdog

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Over the years I have heard or read quotes from coaches, spiritual leaders, or just the common joe that I got a laugh out of or use on occasion for advise. What do you got:

Here’s one an old timer told my son while waiting for valet as 3 beautiful women walked by.

“Women are like cars, there are some more beautiful than others, but some that will give you a better ride.”
 
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My old boss when I was in the grocery business...."I'll beg you or I'll pay you, but I damn ain't doing both."
Reminded me of a violator my first partner (who never even made it to the academy, this was back in the day when you could be on the road for up to a year without the academy)

"You can give me a ticket or an ass chewing, but not both"...
 
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