Rittenhouse Trial

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Kyle Rittenhouse Asked To Step Outside And Defend The Courthouse While Verdict Is Being Read
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November 16th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com
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KENOSHA, WI—Moments before reading the verdict, the twelve jurors in the trial of Kyle Rittenhouse asked if the defendant would please step outside and defend the courthouse.
“We, the jury will perform our constitutional duty and declare the verdict in this case,” said one sweating juror, “But we, the jury also don’t want to die.”
“Objection, your honor, Rittenhouse does not possess an AR-15 to defend the courthouse; I have the AR-15,” said the prosecutor, swinging the weapon wildly about as onlookers nervously ducked behind benches. “Besides, protestors are heroes, people of upstanding character, and victims.”
Judge Schroeder ruled the prosecutor a doofus and allowed Rittenhouse to disarm the blubbering liar, load his weapon, and position himself defensively on the steps of the courthouse while the verdict was read.
Witnesses claim even the prosecution team was relieved to know Kyle Rittenhouse was out there protecting them.
 
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Kenosha Residents Paint Their Doorposts With 'Black Lives Matter' In Preparation For Verdict
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November 16th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com
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KENOSHA, WI—In order to protect their lives and homes, Kenosha residents are painting "Black Lives Matter" over their doorposts just in case local Antifa communist rioters don't like the Rittenhouse verdict and decide to burn the city down again.
"We hope this small gesture of fealty to the Antifa enforcers will keep us safe," said Dale Cheesehead, local husband and father of 4. "Perhaps they will see the graffiti on my doorposts and spare my firstborn son, as well as my three other kids, my wife, my dog, my cars and my house. Please don't burn down our house Antifa!"
Experts are warning that unless Kyle Rittenhouse is found guilty, Antifa will torch the whole place to protest the self-defense killing of 2 white attackers, in order to demonstrate that black lives matter.
CNN is even warning that protests could be even worse than last year, when they were mostly peaceful. "If Rittenhouse isn't found guilty, we may even see partially non-peaceful protests this year," said one anchor.
Other residents have opted out of painting their doorposts, and will instead hire Kyle Rittenhouse to protect them.
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Antifa and BLM are nothing more than the military arm of the Democratic Party hence the reason they face little to no consequences.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1460955584476426240
 
AlaskaGuy said:
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1461081166199541763

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1461084050924486662

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1461086388506476548

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1461083205235363849
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Rekieta Law has had excellent coverage of the entire trial.

The Handbrake thing is an interesting development - and why Lunchbox tried to steer very hard away from having expert witness testimony on how file names can be changed etc. He would likely be under oath and perjure himself. High chance he is disbarred... IF they were to investigate this.

For those who didn't see it live (and we know MSM won't show it to you), the fat ADA sent a modified (low res) copy of the drone footage to the defense - under a different file name and metadata. Basically, he gave the defense a different version of evidence than the prosecution had. Then he stated to the court that he didn't know how that happened because he didn't know how to do that sort of stuff. But when he was looking for the file, we can see his laptop and he has an app called Handbrake which does exactly that sort of functionality.
 
Nod4Eight said:
Rekieta Law has had excellent coverage of the entire trial.

The Handbrake thing is an interesting development - and why Lunchbox tried to steer very hard away from having expert witness testimony on how file names can be changed etc. He would likely be under oath and perjure himself. High chance he is disbarred... IF they were to investigate this.

For those who didn't see it live (and we know MSM won't show it to you), the fat ADA sent a modified (low res) copy of the drone footage to the defense - under a different file name and metadata. Basically, he gave the defense a different version of evidence than the prosecution had. Then he stated to the court that he didn't know how that happened because he didn't know how to do that sort of stuff. But when he was looking for the file, we can see his laptop and he has an app called Handbrake which does exactly that sort of functionality.
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He lied. He’s been lying but now he’s caught.
 
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