It's time.....to introduce the FifQuarter Topers....

[MarineUKFan]

Hell, at my age I can throw my back out just putting on my socks !

That's why I wear flip flops year round..... Well, one of the reasons

 

[Copejunkie]

We need that dude on D! I imagine him at the bottom of a huge pile coming up with the ball with some blood in his teeth, and doubtful it’s his own blood.
We need @CowpokeU as NG too! Some kinda Waterboy/Orangutan mix, probably doesn’t need a helmet so we’re saving money there.

That's my kind of deal there. I was a linebacker.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

That's my kind of deal there. I was a linebacker.

We will let you heal, dont want to risk your NFL draft stock. You are HC for now.

 

[Fishin-4-a-Livin]

I want to be extra point kicker.


No kick offs.


No field goals.

only extra points.

 

[MarineUKFan]

I want to be extra point kicker.


No kick offs.


No field goals.

only extra points.

Your shore legs only good for a chip shot?

 

[Hard2Bluff]

I want to be extra point kicker.


No kick offs.


No field goals.

only extra points.

Kickers dont make demands. Welcome to the kicker position.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Im prety sure we can make it to the Bourbon Bowl with our current line-up. Still some holes to fill though.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

@PSUTE OT

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Kickers dont make demands. Welcome to the kicker position.

 

[PSUTE]

@PSUTE OT

Cool, thought I'd be stuck as referee......

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Cool, thought I'd be stuck as referee......

This group doesn’t need referee…. They need prison guards !

 

[MarineUKFan]

This group doesn’t need referee…. They need prison guards !

 

[CowpokeU]

We need that dude on D! I imagine him at the bottom of a huge pile coming up with the ball with some blood in his teeth, and doubtful it’s his own blood.
We need @CowpokeU as NG too! Some kinda Waterboy/Orangutan mix, probably doesn’t need a helmet so we’re saving money there.

I already play stickball in nothing but shorts and I never had my bell rung in football like I have this. Orangutan man who pokes eyeballs and flicks dicks in the pile is here!!!

 

[batchaps4me]

Hell, at my age I can throw my back out just putting on my socks !

That is the first time in my life that me and the word stable were used in the same sentence. I'm so fricken scared that I may do the inpatient VA Thorazine shuffle.

 

[MarineUKFan]

That is the first time in my life that me and the word stable were used in the same sentence. I'm so fricken scared that I may do the inpatient VA Thorazine shuffle.

Well, we are a motley crew......grumpy old men and whatnot.....

 

[MarineUKFan]

Where the hell is @tinp? We need an updated roster breakdown so we know what spots still need to be filled......

 

[batchaps4me]

Well, we are a motley crew......grumpy old men and whatnot.....

I wouldn't have it any other way. I don't mind the bench and am just pointing out that if y'all are so desperate to need me during the game, the problem has already gotten way beyond my control.

 

[MarineUKFan]

I wouldn't have it any other way. I don't mind the bench and am just pointing out that if y'all are so desperate to need me during the game, the problem has already gotten way beyond my control.

I'm feeling a Jim McMahon vibe with you.

 

[batchaps4me]

I'm feeling a Jim McMahon vibe with you.

We do have that "needs to snort lithium" sort of vibe. I'm in!

 

[MarineUKFan]

We do have that "needs to snort lithium" sort of vibe. I'm in!

Fuggin play ball, then!! We could probably compete in the California penal league......