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Peter Gozintite said:
You seem like the type that will manage it. Doesnt mean it wont suck though.
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I'm taking a break right now while I'm eating a sandwich in the shade. I looked at my phone and it said it's 91 out and feels like 114. Inside this tractor its probably at least 125. It actually felt like air conditioning when I got out of it. Called the shop foreman for the dealership and told him to get someone up here to recharge this damn thing again. Said he had a mechanic about 30 minutes away working on another job and he'd have him slip over once he was done. I reminded him again we called him 2 weeks ago.
 
batchaps4me said:
As much as I appreciate you giving me the benefit of the doubt, I know me and have seen me in action. I would be stacking teenage boy's bodies like cordwood.
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Stacking the bodies is a rookie move and a guaranteed conviction. There are many different ways to dispose of the bodies so they will NEVER be found. Or so I’ve been told…
 
RTR...USN (ret) said:
Stacking the bodies is a rookie move and a guaranteed conviction. There are many different ways to dispose of the bodies so they will NEVER be found. Or so I’ve been told…
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I would have to let every teen in the world know what I was going to do to them. Word on the street would be that my appeal was looking very good, and I could be released at any time ... although I would probably have to stay in the Brotherhood when I got out.
 
batchaps4me said:
I would have to let every teen in the world know what I was going to do to them. Word on the street would be that my appeal was looking very good, and I could be released at any time ... although I would probably have to stay in the Brotherhood when I got out.
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Word spreads pretty quickly 😂! All kidding aside, I told my girls early that EVERY boy will tell you whatever he thinks he NEEDS to tell you in order to separate you from your panties. Teach them, educate them, train them to recognize the tactics the little bastards will try, and most of all teach them to protect themselves. Make sure they understand that they can talk to you about anything, no matter how uncomfortable it might be for them or you. Be there to pick up the pieces when some horny little bastard breaks her heart (and he will). Trust her to do the right thing and comfort her when she makes a mistake. That’s the best advice I can give on raising daughters.
 
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RTR...USN (ret) said:
Word spreads pretty quickly 😂! All kidding aside, I told my girls early that EVERY boy will tell you whatever he thinks he NEEDS to tell you in order to separate you from your panties. Teach them, educate them, train them to recognize the tactics the little bastards will try, and most of all teach them to protect themselves. Make sure they understand that they can talk to you about anything, no matter how uncomfortable it might be for them or you. Be there to pick up the pieces when some horny little bastard breaks her heart)and he will). Trust her to do the right thing and comfort her when she makes a mistake. That’s the best advice I can give on raising daughters.
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Damn. You need your own column/vlog. Right on the money!
 
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