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RTR...USN (ret) said:
Word spreads pretty quickly 😂! All kidding aside, I told my girls early that EVERY boy will tell you whatever he thinks he NEEDS to tell you in order to separate you from your panties. Teach them, educate them, train them to recognize the tactics the little bastards will try, and most of all teach them to protect themselves. Make sure they understand that they can talk to you about anything, no matter how uncomfortable it might be for them or you. Be there to pick up the pieces when some horny little bastard breaks her heart)and he will). Trust her to do the right thing and comfort her when she makes a mistake. That’s the best advice I can give on raising daughters.
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I only know about boys, I told my son, don't fuck the hole in the barn, if you don't get splinters the red wasp will fuck you up!
 
The dumbest people Ive ever met WANT you to know about their education, like calling them DR or something like that. The smartest people dont have to tell you about their education. In fact, If you look at the finest Universities, they dont even put a Dr in front of their names
(at least in my field).
For example: John Doe (although he has multiple doctorate degrees and authored probably plenty of books, he doesnt have to prove anything to anybody). He would prefer to be called "John." Thats because he doesn't need an introduction to get upfront accolades for his learning experiences.
True bad asses dont need that shit. Yes they went through a lot, but it doesnt define them. I have seen so many Acronyms, Im surprised they dont include Eagle scout behind their names. Ridiculous.
The smartest woman Ive ever known is my grandmother who had an eighth grade education. Same as my grandfather who retired at 50, but trained race horses as a hobby. Tru Dat. OK Im done venting. Carry on.
 
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RTR...USN (ret) said:
Nah… I’m just a poor dumb uneducated redneck from the backwoods of Alabama, but I have three terrific daughters I’m incredibly proud of!
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watch me relate this to football,, this is the classic southern boy poor mouth approach,, Bear Bryant used to do this,, he would heap much praise on his upcoming opponent, to the point of almost saying that Alabama didn't even belong on the same field as your great team... then on game day he'd whip your ass..
underestimate @RTR...USN (ret) at your own peril!
 
Hard2Bluff said:
The dumbest people Ive ever met WANT you to know about their education, like calling them DR or something like that. The smartest people dont have to tell you about their education. In fact, If you look at the finest Universities, they dont even put a Dr in front of their names
(at least in my field).
For example: John Doe (although he has multiple doctorate degrees and authored probably plenty of books, he doesnt have to prove anything to anybody). He would prefer to be called "John." Thats because he doesn't need an introduction to get upfront accolades for his learning experiences.
True bad asses dont need that shit. Yes they went through a lot, but it doesnt define them. I have seen so many Acronyms, Im surprised they dont include Eagle scout behind their names. Ridiculous.
The smartest woman Ive ever known is my grandmother who had an eighth grade education. Same as my grandfather who retired at 50, but trained race horses as a hobby. Tru Dat. OK Im done venting. Carry on.
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Doctor Jill says hi.
 
batchaps4me said:
I would have to let every teen in the world know what I was going to do to them. Word on the street would be that my appeal was looking very good, and I could be released at any time ... although I would probably have to stay in the Brotherhood when I got out.
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Raising a boy, you only have to worry about one dick. Raising a girl, you gotta worry about ALL of them.......
 
batchaps4me said:
As much as I appreciate you giving me the benefit of the doubt, I know me and have seen me in action. I would be stacking teenage boy's bodies like cordwood.
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My cousin told me this weekend"I am so glad I didnt have daughters." My youngest is 19 on the 20th of this month. If you raise them right, to be secure in themselves, to not allow others to treat them poorly, it turns out ok. is it easy, oh hell no, but its not that hard.
 
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