Help me identify this.

[cfbmemes_]

What kind of tree and fruit is this? It never "ripens" and always stays this green.

 

[Toadman005]

A fig?

 

[TechRaiderRider]

i think we can rule out
pineapple tree -

 

[CowpokeU]

Edit* nope I see it's a lot smaller than I thought it actually was.

 

[TechRaiderRider]

Edit* nope I see it's a lot smaller than I thought it actually was.

pretty sure that's not a watermelon tree -

 

[Toadman005]

Edit* nope I see it's a lot smaller than I thought it actually was.

Tinp’s dick? Yeah, so his old lady says, when I let her up for air.

 

[CowpokeU]

pretty sure that's not a watermelon tree -

Definitely not that

At first I thought it was a pawpaw but then saw it was a lot smaller than the close up

 

[Long Time Sooner]

Green Persimmon. That fruit tastes nasty. It won't kill you but it'll likely give you the squirts.

 

[Long Time Sooner]

 

[Toadman005]

Green Persimmon. That fruit tastes nasty. It won't kill you but it'll likely give you the squirts.

The Taco Bell of fruits?

 

[RuffledFeathers]

Also might be crabapples.

 

[DieSonneTeufeln]

It’s growing an upside down pineapple….if ya don’t know then ya don’t know

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Eat it and let us know how it goes. lol

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Looks like a persimmon to me. Deer love the damn things, but don’t eat one they taste like shit !

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Bite one. If you can't whistle afterwards, it's a persimmon.

 

[cfbmemes_]

If they were persimmons why don't mine turn orange lol?

 

[cfbmemes_]

Plus mine look too small. They look like a big cherry to me. But they never turn anything but green!

Also I might take a bite just for ODD

 

[cfbmemes_]

Green Persimmon. That fruit tastes nasty. It won't kill you but it'll likely give you the squirts.

Just saw this post, I don't think they get that big. That looks like an apple. Lol

 

[cfbmemes_]

Also might be crabapples.

I think this is it. But they stay as small as cherries and always stay green

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Plus mine look too small. They look like a big cherry to me. But they never turn anything but green!

Also I might take a bite just for ODD

If it is a persimmon, it won’t hurt you to taste it, but your mouth will feel like every drop of moisture disappeared at one time .